Sam & Max in: Funky Fridays! (Sam&Max x Friday Night Funkin crossover)

Chapter 7: Ms. Lila

Max and GF followed the two spooky boys to a house they didn't recognize. Skid opened the door, greeting his mom, GF guessed. "Hello, mamá!" 

"Hey kids, who're your friends?" She turned to face the four, not seeming to be confused or scared of the anthropomorphic rabbity thing in her home.

"That's GF and... who's the rabbit, Pump?" Pump shrugged, looking to him and back to Skid's mom.

"I'm Max, also, I'm a lagomorph, get it right!" He yelped. The lady just chuckled softly. "Well, I'm Lila." Girlfriend smiled kindly and mumbled out.

"Hello, Ms. Lila, hope you don't mind us staying here!" It was kind of weird, like she didn't mind complete strangers in her own home, duh GF, of course—

"Not at all!" She nodded and walked off towards a kitchen that was visible from their position in what Girl assumed was a living room, Girlfriend plodded off, taking a seat on the couch.

Max seemed visibly confused as to what to do next, before being lead outside by the two spooky kids.

"Come on mister! We wanna show you some places we like!" And they dragged him off like a doll. It was funny, really.

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(Y/N), Pico, BF, and Sam approached a very old, dusty mansion. The doors were already opened, eerie, as if something was waiting for them with open arms, or— open stubs.

(Y/N) had a sickening feeling, but followed inside, pulling out a taser and a pen-knife contraption, clinging to Sam. They didn't like the monster, if it was in here, they were surely gonna scream. At least two of the four had guns, but would bullets work against some ghostly lemonhead?

They jumped at every creak, it was kinda terrifying, the four noticed something in the corner of the room. It was crouching, and it looked deformed.. oh shit—

That thing again! With its ugly lemon-shaped head and bulging bloodshot eyes! It rose up to its feet, turning to see the four, its eyes narrowing. It walked up step by step to them all and loomed over them.

"Well this is.. interesting to say the least—" It yelped as (Y/N) tried to zap it with their taser impulsively, it turned to them, hissing. "You again? And— you have a taser-"

"Excellent observation, Sir Genius." Pico snapped hoarsely, pointing his gun at its head as it bent down to (Y/N)'s height, they were an average height, 5ft 10. It turned to Pico at its crouching height, the gun poking between its eyes.

That was a weird interaction, (Y/N) grimaced as it got up and hissed. "Move, I need to find those rat kids."

"No. Those kids deserve a break away from your terror, and ugly looks.." (Y/N) chirped, chuckling. It looked straight at them. "Of course!~ And they will, once they get their heads ripped off." And it magically teleported away like before.

"FUNKIN' HELL!" Pico shouted, "C'mon, I've got an idea on where they may have went if Skid and Pump freed them." And Pico ran off, others following him.

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Skid, Pump, and Max were running all around the street, well, Skid and Pump were dragging Max around like a doll. Max finally got to move for himself as they stopped somewhere, he looked at the bright lights and could make something out, something about a candy store. Skid and Pump grabbed him again and began dragging him into the store, approaching the cashier.

"Hai Kevin, three candy bags, please!" The two kids spoke in unison.

"Kids, it's the early days of August, you only get those on Halloween." The dude named Kevin groaned. Max had an idea, was it illegal? Nah, he was a freelance policeman!

"Even if it were Halloween, where would the third one be?" He was quite literally confused and horrified to see a hyperkinetic rabbity thing standing as high as he could on his two legs, armed with a Luger. They left with the candy, f r e e candy.

The three walked slowly to Skid's house, being stopped by those bratty bullies again. The boy he pulled his gun on noticed Max yet wasn't scared anymore. The other two were though, and one, a boy with dull blonde hair, a big ass teal jacket on with blue jeans and black shoes, and a backwards cap, let out a small remark.

"Roy, if that rabbity thing pulls a gun outta thin air, we're dippin' on you." Max smirked, giggling, before chirping out. "Oh, you mean this one?" He pulled out Lugermorph, aiming it at the same boy, and they ran. They made their way back to Skid's house,  entering as Pump shut the door behind the three.

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Sam and the other two followed Pico to a pale tawny house, BF knocked on the door, opening to a lady with lavender hair pulled back into a ponytail.

"Heya Lila." Pico huffed gruffly.

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Apologies for ending the chapter on such an awkward note, but like— I had no ideas and wanted to save the good parts for next chapter. Also like— ALMOST 80 READS?! THANK YOU GUYS I LOVE YOUUUU, platonically of course! ❤️

                   —A/N