Sam & Max in: Funky Fridays! (Sam&Max x Friday Night Funkin crossover)

Chapter 5: OH SHIT-

That lemon thing wasn't in the position it was in before, instead it was straight in front of and looking at Sam with its bloodshot, bulging eyes, it's voice was kinda mesmerizing for a freak-show attraction.

"What've we here? Doggy, rabbit, and three little humans!~" Its grin grew a slight bit.

"I am NOT human and you know it! You.. you perception altering freak!" GF stumbled over her words, the disgusting creature welling with amusement.

"I know too well, Gearest. Just like how I know those kids too well, they're so damn gullible and moronic."

(Y/N) stepped up, scowling. "Listen here, freakshow. I'm not one for being rude or insulting or anything like that, but you can't just make fun of some kids YOU tricked into working for your cracked out, lying ass!"

"Ooo! We have a salty one, do we?" The monster cackled, stepping back as two children appeared. "Skid, Pump. Take the girl and the rabbit, I'll give you candy later."

"Oh no ya don't!" Sam pulled a gun out on the lemon-headed demon. It just laughed and disappeared, as well as GF, Max, and the kids he called Skid and Pump.

"Great goddesses of Greece boiling in hot oil..." Sam murmured, sighing. "This feels like the brain situation all over again, minus the stolen brain.."

(Y/N) recalled the story Sam told of Max getting his brain stolen by some space-ape, sighing.

"BAAP!" BF was sulking, kinda pathetic, but they didn't say anything about it. They hugged Sam, thinking he needed comfort, in times when Max lost parts of him or went missing, Sam usually went batshit aggressive over the little rabbity guy. 

Sam pushed (Y/N) away, scratching the back of his head. "We're gonna have to find Boy's girl and Max before the lemon thing eats em or worse!" He declared, BF looked up, getting off his knees and nodding, a smirk re-appearing and his microphone being gripped tightly.

"Yeah! Let's go!"

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GF noticed she was in a different setting, it was the haunted mansion! Skid and Pump approached her, speaking together. "Hello, Senorã GF! We apologize for our actions, but we really want that candy.." GF forgot Max was taken too, hearing him snap out. "Mhm, SHUT THE F U C K UP, you twats!" 

The kids looked crestfallen. "But..—"

"Listen, you two.. That monster isn't a nice person, it's tricking you, it's gonna kill us, eat us or worse. Worst of all for you, IT ISN'T GONNA GIVE YOU THE CANDY!" GF yelped.

"It isn't? Skiiiid, why did we trust it?"

"I dunno, I really thought we were gonna get candy!.."

"Hey, maybe we should free them, and help them outta here! It'll be a great, spooky adventure!"Skid seemed excited by this suggestion, and the other two didn't care, as long as they got out of there.

Skid and Pump untied Max and GF, yelping out. "C'mon! We gotta be spooky and sneaky about this!~"

They all crept through the mansion, trying to be as silent as possible, stopping a couple times to examine bones left behind by presumably the lemon-head monster.

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Pico, BF, (Y/N) and Sam walked around the abysmal hellhole, looking for a demon that could help them out of this place.

(Y/N) noticed the demon lady from earlier, the one that looked similar to GF. They tugged Sam's sleeve, catching his attention and pointing to her. Sam looked at her and nodded, walking up to her.

"Hello, ma'am, my pal (Y/N) has something to tell you."

"Hm? Oh, please. Come here, dear~"

(Y/N) approached the lady, mumbling out. "H-hello, madam. U-uhm, do you have a daughter with auburn hair and a red dress on?"

"Why yes! I do, why do you ask?"

 (Y/N) sighed, continuing. "Well, she was taken along with another friend of mine and we were wondering if.. you could help us back to the surface and maybe give us a hint on where they might be?"

She laughed, purring out. "Oh, yes, I can help you. But I must request something from you. A singing battle, just you and me, Mx. (Y/N)."

Sam groaned, facepalming. "We don't have the time.." He mumbled.

"A-ah, okay, Miss...?"

"Mearest, Mommy Mearest, sweetheart."

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Finished again! I kinda procrastinated but hey, it's done! Hope it was decent.💖

—A/N