"That's poison-ivy..and that's poison-ivy..and that's poison-ivy." Stanley said pointing to random plants.
Eddie looked around nervously. "Where? Where's the poison-ivy?"
"Nowhere. Not every fucking plant is poison ivy Stanley." Richie said while tying Y/n's shoe.
Eddie started to panic as they found their way to the sewers. "We'll I'm starting to get itchy now and I'm pretty sure this is not good for my—"
"Do you use the same bathroom as your mother?" Richie asked cutting him off.
"Sometimes yeah." Eddie responded not knowing where this was going.
Richie entered the sewers then looked back at Eddie with a goofy grin. "Then you probably have crabs."
Eddie rolled his eyes at his statement. "That's so not funny."
Y/n looked back at Richie and put her hand out for him to grab which he gladly did so.
Y/n has had a crush on Richie since they were 8 but she keeps that to herself. Well, Bill knows but that's only because that was her first ever friend so she tells him everything.
Richie looked back noticing Eddie and Stan weren't following. "Aren't you guys coming in?" He asked.
Eddie shook his head. "Uh-uh...that's grey water."
"What the hell is grey water?" Y/n asked tilting her head to the side out of confusion.
"It's basically piss and shit, so I'm just telling you, you guys are splashing around in millions of gallons of Derry pee...soo."
Richie then grabbed a stick from the grey water and sniffed it.
"What are you—" Y/n said cutting herself off as she released her hand from his.
"Are you serious?" Eddie asked annoyed.
"Doesn't smell like ca-ca to me señor." Richie said in a terrible Mexican accent.
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"Ok I- I can smell that from here." Eddie complained.
"It's probably just your breath wafting back into your face" Richie snapped back.
Eddie scoffed. "Have you ever heard of a staph infection?"
"Oh I'll show you staph infection." Richie then picked up a dirty bag from in the grey water with the stick and threw it at Eddie causing him to scream as it hit him.
