Amberbaylee kamyrnemily mckayqudlu daydream babygirl sexydoll smith rolled out of bed at 5:30 in the morning, her body naturallh waking her up eaely cuz she built different. she looked out at the morning pale sky blue pretty lilac sky and yawned big. her yawn was big compared to her tiny frame of 1'11. She had long pale yellow haystack blondy puke pale pretty golden blonde pin straight hair that fell to the floor and trailed around her like Tabgled. her hair was 69' ft long. her ginornus green blue pretty sparkly blue light cobalt rainbow shit colored orbs glistened in the morning light. she stretched and cleared her throat to yell to her annoying ass loser insensitive dipshit mom.
"d-d-d-d-dDO I GET ANY FUCKING BREAKFAST WOMAN JESUS CHRIST YOURE SUPPOSED TO HAVE SERVED ME ALREADY! WHERES MY GODFAMN PLATTER! I NEED CHOCOLATE AND HONEYDEW FOR GOD SAKE- AND WAFFLES AND BACON AND ORANGE JUICE AND GOAT MILK (a/n she drinks goat milk bc she different 🥺)
Amberbaylee kamyrnemily mckayqudlu daydream babygirl sexydoll smith smacked down her covers and began to scream again before her mom suddenly birdt through her front bedroom pink lilac lavender daisy petite door holding a feast on a golden platter with a jug of milk and orange juice balanced on her big round square traingle pear nosy big head. "Sorry dea-"
"WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT CALLING ME DEAR???" a screamed
"sssssssss-s-s-s sorry babygirl" she set down the platter on her daughters regal desk and prepared to leave. amberbaulee didnt give a shit what her mom did after as she scarfed wolfed gasped ate chomped goggled her food.
after she filled her fat fucking stomach that still looked flatter than her moms useless tits in the mirror amberbaylee kamyrnemily bullshit tied her long silky smooth blonde pretty hair in a messy super cute bun at the top of her delicate precious head
(a/n) i just got nailpolish all over my hand gahdamn
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amberbayle threw open her door and marched downstairs, big titiies boobies badonkadonks flapping up and down as her cheeks clapped with each step. she had double d and a fat ass
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"AMBERBAYLEEEEE THERES A SURPRISE FOR U IN DA KITCHEN" her annoying ass sister called out. ughhh she would nevwr get out of Amberbaylee kamyrnemily mckayqudlu daydream babygirl sexydoll smith's lucious hair.
she clopped down into the kitchen and- oh my god
the best surprise ever was standing right before her!!
"ONE DIRECTION?!?!?!" AMBERBAYLEE yelled in excitement. she jumped up and down gracefully like a giddy unucorn on steroids.
"yes they saw your instagram and thot u were super hot so they offered to buy you for 1M dollars" amberbaylees mom said.
she gotta admit, she was hot, and did have thousands of followers.
"come on lets go" harry styles said
OMG HE WAS TALKING TO HER
They left ti go get in a big ass sleek ass fucking ass limo so cool. "JUST FOR ME??!?!"
"Us." niall said
"We'd do anything for family," Zayn nodded bobbled his head
"did you say... family?" a man with a deep voice and no hair said.
