This is from a incorrect quotes generator so bear with me lolololol
"Go Siwon: I asked Kang Jinha out.
Lu Xuan Run: Oh, I'm sorry.
Go Siwon: Why?
Lu Xuan Run: Well, I assume he'd said no.
Go Siwon: No, he said yes.
Lu Xuan Run: Really? Then I'm sorry for him."
"Go Siwon: The results are in, I'm afraid you have updog...
Lu Xuan Run: What's updog?
Go Siwon: Kang Jinha! Get in here, I told you I could do it!"
"Lu Xuan Run: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?
Go Siwon: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Kang Jinha, deer!"
Lu Xuan Run: ...And what did Kang Jinha do?
Go Siwon: ...He said, "Yes, Honey?""
"Kang Jinha, knocking on the door: Lu Xuan Run, open up!
Lu Xuan Run: It all started when I was a kid.
Kang Jinha: That's not what I-
Go Siwon: Let him finish!"
"Lu Xuan Run: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Go Siwon: Screw that, I'm not kissing any of you.
*Kang Jinha walks in*
Go Siwon: Fine, I'll do it. Rules are rules you know."
Lu Xuan Run: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.
Go Siwon: But are you shuffling?
Lu Xuan Run: Everyday.
Kang Jinha: What language are you two speaking??"
"Kang Jinha: The moon looks beautiful, doesn't it?
Lu Xuan Run, looking at Kang Jinha: Yeah... but do you know what's more beautiful?
Kang Jinha and Lu Xuan Run in unison: *sighs* Go Siwon"
"Go Siwon: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.
Lu Xuan Run: The cow??
Go Siwon: What?
Kang Jinha: Lu Xuan Run, W H Y?"
"Lu Xuan Run, to Go Siwon: You know, Kang Jinha can be really aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching.
Lu Xuan Run: *blows airhorn at Kang Jinha* GET FUCKED!"
(Switched roles)
"Kang Jinha, to Go Siwon: You know, Lu Xuan Run can be really aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching.
Kang Jinha: *blows airhorn at Lu Xuan Run* GET FUCKED!"
"Lu Xuan Run: So, are you two dating now?
Go Siwon & Kang Jinha: Yes.
Lu Xuan Run: Why?
Go Siwon: I happen to find Kang Jinha very appealing.
Lu Xuan Run: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Kang Jinha"
"Lu Xuan Run: Hey, Kang Jinha, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?
Kang Jinha: Yeah.
Lu Xuan Run: And you, Go Siwon?
Go Siwon: Umm... yes?
Lu Xuan Run: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!
Go Siwon: Did he just-"
"Go Siwon & Lu Xuan Run: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*
Go Siwon: We need an adult!
Lu Xuan Run: Go Siwon, you are an adult!
Go Siwon: We need an adultier adult! Get Kang Jinha!"
"Lu Xuan Run: Hey, did you know as a kid I accidentally ate paper?
Go Siwon: I feel like we've all done that at least once.
Kang Jinha: I ate it too-
Go Siwon: See?
Kang Jinha:: -On purpose...
Lu Xuan Run & Go Siwon: ...What?"
"Kang Jinha: If I say I love you, will you say it back?
Go Siwon: Yes.
Kang Jinha: I love you.
Go Siwon: It back.
*Later*
Lu Xuan Run: Why is Kang Jinha crying face-down on the floor?"
"Go Siwon: Lu Xuan Run, what do you have?
Lu Xuan Run: A KNIFE!
Go Siwon: Okay, have fu-
Kang Jinha: NO!"
"Kang Jinha: Hey, Lu Xuan Run. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Lu Xuan Run: To get to the other side?
Kang Jinha: You were supposed to say "I dunno, why?"
Lu Xuan Run: Uh... fine. I don't know. Why did it cross the road?
Kang Jinha: To get to the idiot's house.
Lu Xuan Run: ...Ok?
Go Siwon: Hey, Lu Xuan Run. Knock knock.
Lu Xuan Run: No.
Go Siwon: You were supposed to say "who's there?"
Lu Xuan Run: Fine... let's get this over with. Who's there?
Go Siwon: The chicken.
Lu Xuan Run:
Go Siwon:
Kang Jinha:
Lu Xuan Run: Listen here you little shits-"
"Go Siwon: I'm this close to falling in love with Kang Jinha.
Lu Xuan Run: Your fingertips are touching.
Go Siwon: Exactly."
"Kang Jinha: Go Siwon you can't move in with Lu Xuan Run.
Go Siwon: Why not?
Kang Jinha: Well, um, how are you going to feel when he sees you without any makeup?
Go Siwon: I'm not wearing makeup right now.
Kang Jinha: Holy crap, you're beautiful."
"Kang Jinha: Last night I found out Lu Xuan Run is a sleep talker.
Go Siwon: Oh, really?
Kang Jinha: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am."
"Lu Xuan Run: Hey, Go Siwon? Can I get some dating advice?
Go Siwon: Just because I'm with Kang Jinha doesn't mean I know how I did it."
"Go Siwon: Would you take a bullet for me?
Lu Xuan Run: ...yes?
*Kang Jinha angrily burst into the room*
Go Siwon: *running away* Great, thanks!"
"Go Siwon: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, Kang Jinha is walking in this room.
Lu Xuan Run: *wheeze*"
"Go Siwon: But what about Kang Jinha? He was my SOULMATE!
Lu Xuan Run: You said that about a ball of yarn once!"
"Kang Jinha: I hate Lu Xuan Run.
Go Siwon: "Hate' is a strong word.
Kang Jinha: I have strong opinions."
"Go Siwon: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there's nothing there?
Lu Xuan Run: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.
Go Siwon:
Go Siwon: *sobs*
Kang Jinha: You fucking scared him, you idiot."
"Lu Xuan Run: Is this your plan B?
Kang Jinha: Technically, this is plan P.
Lu Xuan Run: Plan P? Is there a plan M?
Kang Jinha: Yes, but I marry Go Siwon in plan M.
Go Siwon: I like plan M."
"Go Siwon: If you water water, it grows.
Kang Jinha: ...What.
Lu Xuan Run: He's got a point."
"Kang Jinha: Without ugly, there would be no beauty in this world.
Go Siwon: Thank you for your sacrifice, Lu Xuan Run."
I will be uploading the second half of it aaand now-
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