6, Sum Kang Jinha special

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Kang Jinha: I don't like dumb ideas.

Also Kang Jinha: Comes up with dumb ideas

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Student: Oh, hi! Can I get a piece of gum?

Kang Jinha: No.

Student: But I thought we're friends..?

Kang Jinha: I don't even know you.

Student: Yes you do! We have talking since the last two weeks.

Kang Jinha: What I know is your name, what you look like, and your attitude. Now get lost.

Student: >:0

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Kang Jinha yells at Siwon

Go Siwon sheds a tear

Kang Jinha: ...I'm sorry.

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Lu Xuan Run: Look Siwon Sunbae..! My new boyfriend :D

Kang Jinha in his head: How did I get here?

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Kang Jinha @ Lu Xuan Run: I hate this mother f*cker than Satan, himself.

Kang Jinha: Do you know how much I want to get rid of this b*itch-

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Kang Jinha: I don't think of that man as my father...

Kang Jinha: ...I think of him as an old hag almost trying to ruin my life.

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Kang Jinha: IF YOU DON'T USE PEMDAS IN THIS HOUSEHOLD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING...?!

Kang Jinha: PARENTHESES, EXPONENTS...

Kang Jinha starts to count the others in order with his fingers.

Kang Jinha: ...MULTIPLICATION

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Kang Jinha: Okay, I'm going to pick up the paper that says "Go Siwon" on it.

Kang Jinha closes his eyes and picks up a paper to his left.

Kang Jinha: ...

Kang Jinha: FU-

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~If Kang Jinha became a VSCO person~

Go Siwon: Kang Jinha, What is this..?

Kang Jinha: Oh.. that's my fate hydroflask.

Go Siwon: Hmm... I wonder..

Go Siwon slowly pushes the hydroflask off the table, making a loud clanging metal sound.

Kang Jinha: ...You didn't just-

Kang Jinha: AND I OOP SKSKSKSKS- AAAAAA

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Kang Jinha is about to punch a Go Siwon plushie (One Punch Man style)

Kang Jinha: HAAAAAAA

He does a gentle one at the head and just sits there...

...Then started sobbing and hugs the plushie..?

Kang Jinha: I'M SO SORRYYYYYY... WAAAA-

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Hi.

So, has anyone started school yet?

Cause mine did.. haha... ehhh (;_;)

But at least it's a good start

Pls, Work hard so you can get out of that hell hole, and achieve the hell hole- Wait, no- ignore that last part-

Anyway, hope y'all are gonna be okay there.

Hee

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