This was also from the generator that has been sitting in my notes.
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Go Siwon: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
Lu Xuan Run: Well, that would such because you can't microwave metal.
Kang Jinha: Good morning to everyone except these two people.
Kang Jinha: Lu Xuan Run, gather the others. We need to have another Go Siwon-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-him-before-he-hurts-someone convention.
Lu Xuan Run: When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant.
Kang Jinha, stirring a cup of tea aggressively: Oh, so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you.
Go Siwon, who broke into his house an hour ago: Two sugars please.
Kang Jinha: Coming right up.
Kang Jinha: You can track Go Siwon?
Lu Xuan Run: Of course I can. If the NASA can do it, so can I.
Go Siwon: Here you go, Lu Xuan Run, a nice hot cup of coffee!
Lu Xuan Run: It's cold.
Go Siwon: A nice cup of coffee.
Lu Xuan Run: It's horrible!
Go Siwon: Cup of coffee.
Lu Xuan Run: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee.
Go Siwon: C U P.
Go Siwon: I'm sad.
Lu Xuan Run: Don't be sad, because sad backwards is das.
Lu Xuan Run: And das not good.
Go Siwon: I found a note in one of my old word .docs that said Note to self: Get revenge on Lu Xuan Run.
Go Siwon: Except I couldn't remember what I was supposed to get revenge for.
Go Siwon: But I trusted my own judgment, so I went with it.
Lu Xuan Run: Hmm... I don't know what you were supposed to get revenge for, either.
Go Siwon: I can only assume you got what was coming to you. Not 100 percent sure, though.
Lu Xuan Run: Well, whatever I did, I guess I deserved it.
Go Siwon: Let that possibly be a lesson to you.
Lu Xuan Run: Strawberry milk doesn't taste like strawberry OR milk.
Kang Jinha: Go the fuck to sleep Lu Xuan Run.
Lu Xuan Run: How stupid do you think I am?!
Kang Jinha: You really want an honest answer to that?
Lu Xuan Run: I'm going to ask you to be respectful.
Kang Jinha: I will politely decline.
Lu Xuan Run: We're all in this together. If one of us falls, we all fall. Nobody is expendable on this team.
Kang Jinha: Sounds fake but ok.
Go Siwon: You're the most jealous man I know.
Kang Jinha: You know other men?
Lu Xuan Run: It's not always about your heart, Sunbae. It's about the-
Lu Xuan Run: -METS BABY LOVE THE METS ALRIGHT BABY LETS GO GET A HOME RUN BABY LOVE THE METS LETS GO METS
Kang Jinha when he sprains his ankle for the 14th time: AAAAAAAAAHHHH
Kang Jinha: AAAAAAAAHHH
Kang Jinha: I'M ABOUT THIS CLOSE TO AMPUTATING MY FOOT-
Kang Jinha: Out here living my best life
Go Siwon: Lu Xuan Run is drowning
Kang Jinha: This ain't about him
Go Siwon: Do you cook?
Lu Xuan Run: I made a cake once.
Kang Jinha: Yeah, it was good.
Lu Xuan Run: Really?
Kang Jinha: Don't make me lie twice, Lu Xuan Run.
Lu Xuan Run: *shows a picture of a mainecoon cat to Kang Jinha* Kinda looks like you.
Kang Jinha: Really.
Kang Jinha: Truth or dare?
Go Siwon: Truth.
Kang Jinha: How many hours have you slept this week?
Go Siwon:
Go Siwon: Dare.
Kang Jinha: Go to sleep.
Go Siwon: I don't like this game.
Go Siwon: Do you want to play 20 Questions?
Kang Jinha: Sure!
Kang Jinha: Whats your favorite color?
Go Siwon, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?
Go Siwon: I think I need a hug...
Kang Jinha: Good thing I'm hug shaped!
*45 minutes later*
Go Siwon: You... you can let go now.
Kang Jinha: No, I absolutely cannot.
