"Go Siwon: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I'd just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Lu Xuan Run:
Lu Xuan Run: I'm gonna tell him.
Kang Jinha: Don't you dare."
"Kang Jinha: It's locked. You got a lock pick?
Lu Xuan Run: Yeah-
Go Siwon: *kicks in the door*"
"Go Siwon, texting group chat: What flavour of ice cream do you guys want? I'm at the store so be quick!
Lu Xuan Run: Moose Tracks is good!
Kang Jinha: What the fuck is that!?
Lu Xuan Run: *Gasp* How dare you insult moo-
Kang Jinha: No. No no not that. What the hell. Why do you spell flavor like flavour. It's like you have flavor but then this guy shows up and is like "Oui Oui Would you like chocolate flaVOUR or vanilla flaVOUR.
Go Siwon and Lu Xuan Run: what?
Kang Jinha: I don't get it why add the EXTRA u when it's PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS!?
Go Siwon: You done now?
Kang Jinha: Yeah ok. "
"Kang Jinha: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees?
Lu Xuan Run: Bees?
Kang Jinha: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!
Lu Xuan Run: Wait-
*Go Siwon approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*"
"Go Siwon: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Kang Jinha: Awwww, you're so adorable! Give me a hug~
Go Siwon: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Lu Xuan Run, recording: This is so cute."
"Lu Xuan Run: Kang Jinha isn't answering my messages.
Go Siwon: Allow me.
Lu Xuan Run: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-
Kang Jinha: *replying to message* Hello."
"Kang Jinha: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?
Go Siwon: Lu Xuan Run is the scariest thing I could think of!
Lu Xuan Run: Go Siwon told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible."
"Kang Jinha: He made Go Siwon cry!
Lu Xuan Run: Go Siwon always cries!
Go Siwon: That's not true! *cries*"
"Kang Jinha: Go Siwon, what does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?
Go Siwon: I don't know, I love you, talk to you later.
Kang Jinha: Alright, I love you too, I'll ask Lu Xuan Run.
Go Siwon: Wait- Kang Jinha, no-"
"Lu Xuan Run: Why don't we just call it, "M.C. Donald's?"
Kang Jinha: Because it just sounds like a stupid rapper's name.
Go Siwon: It'd just be like- "Eyo, it's ya boy, M.C. Donald!""
"Lu Xuan Run: And here we see Go Siwon and Kang Jinha in their natural habitat. Texting eachother variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make eachother laugh.
Go Siwon: Gaelic bread.
Kang Jinha: Grueling brad.
Go Siwon: Ha ha, glamorous beans."
"Lu Xuan Run: Hold on! I'm having one of those things... a headache with pictures.
Go Siwon: What the fuck?
Kang Jinha: He's having an idea."
"Lu Xuan Run: How is spring not everyone's favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!
Go Siwon: Allergies are also a problem, y'know.
Lu Xuan Run: But pink.
Kang Jinha: And it's hot.
Lu Xuan Run: PINK!"
"Go Siwon: What's your name?
Lu Xuan Run, whispering to Kang Jinha: Can I tell him my real name?
Kang Jinha: No!
Lu Xuan Run: I'm... Kang Jinha.
Kang Jinha, whispering to themselves: The ONE TIME he got my name right..."
"Go Siwon: Why does Kang Jinha always do the laundry so loudly?
Lu Xuan Run: So everyone knows that no one helps him out in the house.
Kang Jinha, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*"
"Kang Jinha: Go Siwon, get that hidious thing out of the living room, would you?
Go Siwon: Lu Xuan Run, Kang Jinha wants you to get out of the house."
"Go Siwon: This totally sucks, man.
Kang Jinha: This is horrible.
Go Siwon: Yeah, I know, I mean look at today's news.
Kang Jinha: No, it's not that, it's Lu Xuan Run.
Kang Jinha: It's just like, I can't get him out of my head and every time I look at him I have this pains in my chest, and I just know it's his fault, that bitch!"
"Lu Xuan Run: sapnu puaS.
Kang Jinha: What??
Go Siwon: What language is that.
Lu Xuan Run: Turn your phone 180 degrees.
*Lu Xuan Run was removed from the groupchat*"
Aaaand that is all, I'm heading off to bed now- hope this made y'all laugh a bit :,D
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