“You need to stop leaving dead bodies in the kitchen.”
“Correction, John. They are severed heads not bodies.”
“Yeah, well your head will be joining them if you don't stop it!”
“I don't know why you're getting so worked up about it.”
“We cook and eat in there, Sherlock!”
“When was the last time you cooked something in this kitchen, John?”
“That's not the point!”
“If they're really bothering you John then just move them. But make sure to put them into the freezer so that they won't start decomposing.”
“That's disgusting.”
“Why? I thought you'd be used to it due to being in the army.”
“...”
“...”
“...”
“... Bit much?”
“Yeah, just a little bit.”
“Sorry.”
“...”
“...What do you want me to say now, John?”
“I don't want you to say anything I just want you to move the bloody heads!”
“...”
“... Don't you dare say anything about that unintentional pun, Sherlock.”
“I wasn't going to.”
“Oh, yes you were.”
“No I wasn't.”
“Oh, stop being a stubborn git and move them.”
“I can't John I'm working on problem.”
“Sherlock you're sitting in the middle of the carpet staring at the wall not doing anything!”
“I'm in my mind palace.”
“Oh for heaven's sak--”
“...”
“...”
“... What?”
“Why are there more bullet holes in the wall, Sherlock?”
“I got bored.”
“Mrs Hudson is going to murder you.”
“What she doesn't know can't hurt her.”
“Look, Sherlock just stop acting like a child and move the heads!”
“I will after I've finished solving this problem.”
“Alright then!”
~ 10 minutes later ~
“... You not going to move the heads are you?”
“No.”
“Fine! I'll do it myself.”
“While you're up fetch me my nicotine patches. This is a three patch problem.”
“Oh, sod off!”
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Hope you enjoy the first chapter! Sorry that it's a bit short =P xx
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"Dammit, Sherlock!"
FanficJust little snippets of conversation between the highly-functioning Sociopath and his blogger flatmate. (I do not own the Sherlock Holmes books or TV series because if I did we would not be waiting 2 years for a new season to be released. *cough* M...
