!SMUT WISE! ALL CHARACTERS IN SMUTS ARE 18 OR OLDER.
Just some short stories I'll write while listening to music. Some are smut, lots of angst, and some fluff. Some are 2 parts, others maybe three.
If you don't like what I write, don't read it! I h...
Sonia was illegally smuggling crack in her bra, because she is a princess. And they don't give a fuck if your a druggie if your royalty. She kept walking on the streets of Japan.
Until salsa never mine came across what she thought was a government van. She was gonna run but she was Astounded of what she read.
"Free Japan citizenship? My, I must go in! " she steps into the van only to see what looked like a period blood shark.
"SONIA I LOVE YOUUU" The pink lipstick said. Sonia being all cracked out on FORTNITE... Decided to use him as lipstick.
"WHAT THE HELL?! "
"Hm. Not working? I might have to cut off the top." Sonia grabbed a giant knife and cut kazuichis forehead off. He let out a blood- curdling scream.
"Is this shade blood rose? It looks lovely on me! "
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"I look drop dead gorgeous! "
...
She wasn't wrong. Because her new lipstick literally dropped dead. While he was driving. They rolled into a ditch and died. The end!
