finger lickin' good | c.sanders fanfic

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I never liked going to fast food restaurants with my friends. Being a vegetarian, I never had options so I basically just sat there, bored the entire time.

phone ringing

"Hello?"

"Hi Y/n it's Rachel!! Wanna hang out today?"

"Oh y-yeah sure that sounds fun," you said. It would be nice to take a break from studying for a bit and finally see a friend.

"Ok great! Let's meet at the park. 1:30?"

"Ok that sounds like a great idea" you said.

"Oh!! Also I wanted to ask a favor. On your way here would you mind swinging through KFC on your way here to grab some chicken and biscuits for me? I won't have time because of all the planning I have to do for our graduation."

You sighed. You hated KFC. More than any other fast food restaurant you'd ever been to. Unfortunately, your lack of confidence always ended up making you say yes to things and you agreed.

"Sure."

"Thank you sooooo much! I'll Venmo you whatever it costs. See you then girly!"

She hung up.

Since it was almost 12:45, you decided to get in your car and drive to the KFC. You arrived 20 minutes later and got out of your Honda Civic, walking towards and through the entrance.

Ughhhhhhhhh

There was a huge line. Feeling the Starbucks you had gulped down earlier finally hitting your bladder you went to go look for a bathroom. You wandered down a hall you supposed would lead to a restroom. After minutes of walking you began feeling suspicious of the hallways length. All the doors you'd tried were locked and with each step, it felt as if the hallway was growing a mile. Suddenly, you heard a noise from behind you and you spun in a heartbeat. You gazed around, not seeing anything but then looked down towards the bright red carpet. Standing below you were 3 whole chickens, deep fried. You tilted your head in confusion, wondering how you hadn't noticed or stepped on them earlier. A moment later one took a step towards you. You screamed and fell backwards.

"W-what do you want?!??"

They began coming towards you, rapidly. You screamed and crawled back, happening to go through a door. They all suddenly spoke.

"Got her for you boss."

You screamed again and rose to your feet, slamming the door and panting heavily. Just when you thought you were alone, you heard someone clear their throat. You spun so your back was against the door. Sitting at a desk across the room was....Colonel Sanders???? But why was he.. kind of attractive, you thought.

"Now," he said in a deep, dark voice, "how did a little girl like you find your way into my office?"

You gulped, tucking a piece of hair behind your ear. "W-well I don't really know sir, I was looking for a bathroom." He smirked at this and stood up, walking towards you.

He pressed both his hands to the door, caging you in place, unable to do anything.

"Sir? What a good girl you are😏"

You felt your cheeks become flushed as you looked around, trying to avoid meeting his lustful eyes.

"Look, I'm not like other girls you can't just tell me what to do ok?? Let me out of here."

He chuckled, ripping open his shirt

"Are you sure you wanna leave babygirl? When daddy colonel is here with all of this"

"Imagine this. Daddy (me), you & pools full of all the fried chicken you can eat my baby girl"

"Dadd- I mean colonel!! I'm a vegetarian🥺"

He chuckled, petting my cheek.

"Well we are going to have to change that. I have a great idea of the first meat you should try..😏" he smirked.

You blushed and giggled.

"Well, maybe after, I could sing some of my favorite hamilton songs for you😍"

"Wait your a hamilton kid? EW wtf" he spat and opened the door, pushing you out.

You landed on the carpet before being devoured alive by the chickens.

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