𝔅𝔞𝔡𝔡𝔦𝔢

S1:E2:P2:

"Sex was invented....by the Romans." Alfie said awkwardly to his class.

(Y/n) was quietly listen before she felt a small tap on her shoulders.

"Hey (n/n)..." Mitchell whispered to her drawing her attention.

"What's up Mitch?" She asked looking at the hot boy.

"Got to say your performance earlier was hot!" He winked at her, causing her face to turn red.

"Oh shut up." She whispered.

"But I'd much rather if you did a dance just for me?..." A smirk upon his face as his hand squeezing her thick thighs.

(Y/n) face went even redder, his touch sending butterflies in her stomach.

Before taking a deep breath and leaning in to his ear and purring.

"I'd love to dance for you baby." Placing a gently kiss under his ear on his neck.

Making the boy take a deep swallow, liking this confidence side of her.

The pair shared a look before turning there attention back on to Alfie.

While Mitchell removed his hand from her thighs leaving her feel sad from the loss of his touch.

"I give up." Alfie said with a whiteboard filled with badly drawn private parts behind him.

"I don't know how to do it." He sighed in defeat.

"Sir, why don't you just draw a frogs dick so Joe knows what he'll be sucking on next week." Mitchell injected.

As (Y/n) flicked him on the back of his head making Rem Dogg laugh at the pair.

"Look, Joe, you never know. You might enjoy it." Alfie commented to Joe trying to cheer him up.

"I'd rather shit in my hands and clap." Rem Dogg stated while crossing his arms as some of the class giggled and chuckled.

"Sir, why is it only me that has to go to France Farm to stay with a bunch of freaks?" Joe said annoyed.

"Not all farmers are freaks." Alfie stood back up and leaned against his desk.

"Alex James - he's in Blur." (Y/n) commented.

"But they sent me some cheese, thought the post." Joe moaned ignoring the girl comment.

"There you are. That lovely." Alfie replied, once again trying to help.

"Probably made from the farmers wife's tit milk." Mitchell announced to Alfie.

"Don't be stupid."

"They do that. I read it in Nuts." The boy shot back with a serious face.

"What?" Alfie questioned generally confused.

"Yeah."

"And you're gonna have to wank off a cow." Rem Dogg joined in.