A Magician At Sea (One Piece Fanfic)

It's Time for A Counter Attack!

As we all we're going down the stairs to the ships, when we finally went on the ship trying to find the rest of the crew I found Luffy, Zoro and Sanji on chairs (Backwards) with some silly hairstyles and funny faces.

"They we're merciless towards them..." Robin commented as I just had my mouth agaped.

"OI! Luffy! Wake up! This is not a manly state for you to sleep in! Get up already!" Screamed Usopp as he shook our captain but it had no effect.

"Move aside, I'll deal with them." Franky said as he cracked his knuckles ready to beat them up awake.

"I don't think that is a good idea..." Said me and Chopper who I was holding but then he jumped down on the ground ready to treat them incase Franky goes a bit too far.

"It's time to wake up! This is no time to sleep!"

Franky widened his eyes at the boys who are still fast asleep, guess getting their shadows taken can put them in a deep sleep that not even a punch can wake them up "Man, I thought that was gonna work!"

"Franky step aside I'll handle this." Said Usopp rather seriously.

He inhaled and then exclaimed loudly something I thought would never work in a million dimensions;

"(Y/N) IS IN A SEXY OUTFIT WITH MEAT AND BOOZE!!!!"

"Oi! Why me!?"

As it went silent, I saw them shiver and then slowly get up.

"(Y/N) with meat?"

"(Y/N)-koi in a sexy outfit?"

(Y/N) with booze?"

"THESE GUYS ARE HOPELESS!!!!!" Cried out Chopper, while Robin was giggling with Franky who was just shocked.

"Hey (Y/N)! I got worried you got captured! Where's the meat?" Asked Luffy as he hugged you and then waved at Usopp who was sweating since they woke up by his lie.

"(Y/N)-KOI!~~ WHERE IS YOUR SMEXY OUTFIT?!" Asked Sanji as he took my hand in his.

Zoro pushed him away from you, "(Y/N)'s where my booze?"

You wern't talking, Chopper, Usopp and Robin knew you we're about to snap so they backed away leaving Franky in confusion but he shrugged and looked at you and the boys who we're in front of you oblivious at your aura.

"Hey boys. Lemme tell y'all something." I smiled making the boys look on at me but turn purple when I threw my fists at them.

*BANG*

*PUNCH*

*BAM*

"TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH THERE IS NO MEAT NO SAKE AND NO SEXY OUTFIT THAT I'M WEARING!! I WOULD NEVER WEAR SUCH HUMILIATING CLOTHING!!" I scolded as they we're down on the ground beaten up.

"S-s-so n-n-no meant....-"

"YES LUFFY! NO FOOD! NOW GET UP YOU IDIOTS! IT'S TIME FOR A COUNTER ATTACK!" I said as I looked demonic. The boys immediately got up and straightened their backs.

"Yes ma'am!"

"So that's why you guys backed up...?" Asked Franky who got terrified by your behaviour.

The others nodded with Robin commenting that it's normal, and that they have also Nami who acts like this but mostly you stay calm. Although, this was exceptional since they didn't know about what's going on.