71. That fail moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the face.
72. Laughter is the best medicine. But, if you're laughing without any reason, you need medicine.
73. Hey, I'll be back in 5 minutes but if I'm not, just read this message again.
74. I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
75. All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips.
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Inspiring and Hilarious Facts and Quotes
Random(I don't own any of these btw) Here are some of my favourite facts and quotes:) (Idea stolen from @kaiwaiunicorns)
