Boy: Will you marry me?
Girl: Do you have a house?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do you have a BMW car?
Boy: No.
Girl: How much is your salary?
Boy: No salary.
Girl: You have nothing. How can I marry you?? Leave please!!
Boy: (talks to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferraris and 2 Porsches.
Why do I still need to buy a BMW?!
How can I get the salary when I am the BOSS?!
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Inspiring and Hilarious Facts and Quotes
De Todo(I don't own any of these btw) Here are some of my favourite facts and quotes:) (Idea stolen from @kaiwaiunicorns)
