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(I don't own any of these btw) Here are some of my favourite facts and quotes:) (Idea stolen from @kaiwaiunicorns)

#66-#70

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by Insulux

by Insulux

66. We live in a society where pizza gets to our house before the police.

67. Dear girls,
If a guy pauses a video game just to text you back, marry him!

68. "Ladies first" is just a nice way of saying "Let me look at your ass while you walk in front of me."

69. Multiple choice test; A, B, C or D? "Well, I haven't had a B for like 4 questions so I'll choose that."

70. 1. Open fridge. Nothing to eat.
2. Open pantry. Nothing to eat.
3. Lower standards and repeat.