norris nuts adopt homestuck trolls (gone wrong)

playdate but not rlly

uh. all the tosll gatehred in the discos i think room. "ok stau ehre" slendermom said shutting the door. "Ok well let's get down to business." charm said. "YEAH YEAH, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT FROM US?" karkat asked. "I humbly ask of your assitance of assassinating me." charm said. the trolls just kinda stared. "W-WHAT?" car asked confused. "I wish death apon myself for I hate this family. I do not want to live in this household for a second longer." charm said again. "yeah, we get iit, you wanna fuckiing diie. 2ure iill kiill you riight now-" "Hold On." kanaya interupted sollux. "If We Kill You Right Now, They Will Suspect Us. And I Do Not Wish To Go To Jail." kanaya said. all the other tolls noded their heads in agreement since kanaya is smart. "D--> Then I believe we must gain the humans trust?" equius said. "i dont wwanna be here for another second." eridan said. "oh c'mon eridan! it'll be fishy fun!" sprinkles said. "Y34H, 1M 3XC1T3D T0 G3T 0N TH31R N3RV3S." terezi said. "THAN ITS AGREED. WE STAY HERE UNTIL THEY TRUST US ENOUGH." karkat said for all, like a leader.