norris nuts adopt homestuck trolls (gone wrong)

sockie hang out time.

"what the fuck are we doiing." sollux asked in the chicthen. "we r gonna cook!" sock said with a big smile. ":33 < oh yayyyyy!!!                             what is cooking" nepeat said. "u-u dont know what cooking is?????" sockie said like it was a travasty. "N0 1 D0 N0T." terezi responed. "neiither do ii" sollux said 2. "w-" "ok ill teach u!!!!" sokcie said. "so first u need to put these on" she handed them little chef hats. "what the fuck." solux said blankly. terezi licked hers and put it on, a little lopsidedly. ":33 < cut333333!" nepeta said. sollux reluqenly put it on, frowning. "ok so we r gona make a cakea" sock said getting out the eggs, butter, milk, cake mix." ":33 < WH4T2 4 C4K3?" they all asked in sync. "its uh- food" sockie repiled. "1 L1K3 F00D" terezi said. "good!" sock said. ok so first-" she gave them mini bowls and all the things they needed. "ok so first you take the cake powder and pour it in." sockie poored it in. "UH, WH3R3S TH3 BOWL?" terezi asked. "oh right- over here" sock said giding her hands over. ":33 < YAYYYY!" catnip said while flinging it like, everywhere. sollux stepped away not to get dirty. "thats not how you do that-" sockie said.  ":33 < awwww, but its furrrrn!!" she said. "iidiiot2..." sollux mutterd while dumping his in with his werid power thingys. sock sighed. "ok next you add the egg- NO NEPETA DONT EAT IT!" sockie said while runing over to nepeta, trying to eat the raw egg. terezi snikerd. sockie pulled the egg out and showed nepeta and terezi how to do it. sollux just threw it in. "wait no you have to crack it-" she said. "to late." he said. sock sighed and pulled it out, cracking it for him. "ok then we add the milk." sockie said, pooring in the milk. nepeta started licking the milk. "NEPETA NO STOPPPP!!!" sockie said running over. terezi actually managed to pour hers in correctly. "and we need sugar" socky said after helping catnip. she pulle dout the sugar and helped them pour it in. "how do we u2e thii2 thiing" sollux said, pointing at the oven. "oh! first we have to pour the batter in the pans" after that sockie told them how to use it. "so first we open it, then weput the pans in" she said while filling it up. "and we close it, then go on top of here, on turn this thing." she said. they all stared intensely, a littl eto intense. "and thats it!" she said, smacking her hands togetehr. ":33 < now what???" nepeta asked inpaintenly. "we wait!" sock said. "borrrriiiiiinnnggg" sollux said. "yeah, it might be, but itll be worth it!" sockie said. "1 D0UBT TH4T." terezi said.