我是道士

Chapter 8 Drunken Shows and Ghosts

 Seeing the group of wildfires running around, the village head and the few people were still lingering. They ran out of the chaos, but not far after they ran out, the cropland burst into flames. The fire was very strong, but it covered the whole area in an instant. The village head was shocked in the cropland and immediately called the villagers to put out the fire, but no matter how hard he tried, it would be of no avail. The huge fire burned the crops clean in just over half an hour. This is the reason why the village chief found the master. It was not because the crops were gone and the master was distressed and asked the master to perform a spell to change the crops back. It was really unrealistic, but wanted the master to help them solve those ghost fires. They can still support it without receiving the goods in 2016, but if they have not received the goods for several years, then their villagers will not survive. After the village chief had finished speaking, the master nodded and said it was handed over to him. Everyone seemed very happy, especially the village chief. With shaking hands, he took out a few ten yuan and a few hundred yuan from his clothes pocket, and forced the fortress. To the master, I also said that everyone is not a rich person, and I have to ask the Taoist master to accept it with a little heart. How could the master want it? He waved his hand and said no, he had an indissoluble bond with Xiangning Village, but now he came back to help the villagers in Xiangning Village and how could they still ask for money? The village chief said he was laughing. . Next, the master let the villagers go home. It is not a problem for so many people to gather here. After the villagers returned, the master sat on the ground with some cold sweat on his forehead. I saw it for the first time. With this expression on the master, I didn't know what to do for a while, so I could only stand beside the master and stare at him in a daze. After a while, the master looked up at me. His expression was bitter and helpless. He looked at me as if to say something, but he didn't say anything. "It's dark, Xiaoqiang, let's leave." The master suddenly said, and then he stood up and patted his butt. At this time, the master returned to his former uncle's appearance. In fact, I know that the master is not insignificant at all, that's just He pretended that he was trying to hide something, and he didn't tell me. I asked the master where we are going. It is getting dark now. The master looked up at the mountain where we came today and said, "Going to the mountain, since I promised the villagers, I have to deal with all the difficulties..." "Master, what's wrong with you? How do I feel that you seem to have a lot of thoughts?" I asked. The master smiled and shook his head. He didn't say anything. Step to catch up with the master's pace, followed behind the master's ass. The two of us went up the mountain while it was still dark and came to the huge rock we saw during the day. The master took out a few incense sticks from the package, lit them and put them on the ground, and then took out another bottle. Liquor, sitting on the ground leaning against the stone, poured half of the bottle of liquor on the ground, and then sat there alone and drank slowly. The night came slowly. I saw that the master seemed a little drunk, so I went to the neighborhood by myself and picked up some firewood to light it. It's Liqiu now, and it's very cold at night, but the firewood hasn't been lighted yet, and abnormal changes will happen. NS. I picked up a large pile of firewood and piled it together. I asked for a lighter from the master. I was about to light it. Suddenly it felt bright. I was still wondering. I didn't light it yet. Why did it turn on? I couldn't feel the warmth, and there was a slight coldness. At this moment, the master suddenly jumped up from the ground, picked me up, and put me aside. After I stood firm, I looked and found that beside the pile of firewood I picked up, there was a cluster of faint green flames flickering. I was taken aback. It turned out that the light just came from this thing, no wonder Well, but why does this thing give me a very familiar feeling, as if I have seen it many years ago. The master seemed to be a little drunk, and at this time he actually called out to the flame seedlings. "Get out, get out, get out, go and play, uncle, I'm not in the mood to make trouble with you today, don't make uncle angry." "Oh, don't you go? Shameless, don't you? I'll wipe it and beat you up. I see you kid." Speaking of the master, I walked forward and raised his fist to prepare to go on. As soon as I was about to step forward to hold the master, the master stopped, he retracted his fist, he smirked twice, and then I saw the master go to remove the belt of his pants. This time I was shocked. At this time, the master was going to pee? But then I will know what the master means. "Small, make trouble with me, let you see what a genius is, and think that I can't fix it, don't you, give you a wave of boy piss to see if you can do it?" Then I heard the master's hushing sound, and the flame seedlings became darker and darker in the master's hushing sound, until finally the flame seedlings seemed unbearable, swish. The child ran away. "Cut, the demo is making trouble with me. I really thought I was jealous." The master said while buckling his belt and sprinkled a wave of urine. The master didn't drink too much, and told me to get him a bottle of mineral water. For the hangover, I took out a bottle of mineral water from the package and handed it to the master. The master opened the cap and poured it all on top of the head. A bottle of mineral water was poured down, and the master was awake a lot. He shook his head, looked at me and said, "Sorry, Xiaoqiang, master is a little excited today." I shook my head, "The okay master, I see that the master is worried, but master, you can't drink, don't drink so much." "Yeah, the master knows, the master will pay attention to it later." After saying that, the master stepped forward and touched my head, and then he looked back at the huge stone, "Time is almost up, let's start..." The master took out a bowl from the package, put it on the ground, and took out a little black dog blood and poured it into the bowl. In front of the bowl, the few incense sticks inserted by the master this evening have not been burnt, so it is not wasted. He took out a talisman, smeared a bit of black dog blood with his finger, tapped a bit on the talisman, drew a picture, and then began to recite the spell. "The Tao is learned from the heart, and the heart is fake. The nine Yaos go smoothly, and the Yuanshi wanders; the Huajing Mingming, the Yuanling is scattered and returning! Anxious like a law!" After chanting a spell, the master threw the talisman in his hand into the bowl. The talisman was soaked in black dog blood and condensed into a ball. At this time, the huge stone in front of us changed. There was a sudden white smoke rising from the surrounding area, as if it were a movie. With a pop, the white smoke came out from around the big rock.