House of Alters

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Badtimes, sobbing: I'm blue da ba dee da ba d y e

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Badtimes: Throws a brick at Hels in annoyance

Hels: Manages to burn it before it hits him

Hels: Hah! You can't get me! Because I'm amazing, and you're just-

Badtimes: Throws a second brick

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Hels: Hey Ex.

Ex: Yeah..?

Hels: I made a poem for Badtimes, since Valentine's day is coming up.

Ex: Really? Can I hear it?

Hels: Roses are red, vexes are blue, I think you should know that I'm gonna kill you.

Ex: 

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Grian: And these are my friends!

Badtimes and Hels: Trying to kill each other

True and NPG: Fight! Fight! Fight!

Ex: Questioning life

Mumbo: C o n c e r n

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Bdubs: Crushes are the worst

Badtimes: Yeah, when I'm near mine, I start acting stupid

Bdubs: Pfft, you're always acting stupid

Badtimes: Yeahhh.. Don't think about that to hard-

Bdubs:

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Ex: Why are you smiling?

Hels: Why can't I be happy?

True: Badtimes fell down the stairs.

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Ex: I have a bad feeling about this...

Badtimes: What do you mean?

Ex: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you not to do certain things?

Badtimes: No...?

Ex: That explains so much.

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Hels, to the tune of I love you from Barney: Oh, nowhere to run. Nowhere to hide. I'll probably skin you aliiive

Ex:

Ex: And X wonders why I sleep with a taser under my pillow.

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Hels: I'm not evil anymore I wish to be loved

Ex: Hugs

Hels: Happ

Badtimes: Tries to hug

Hels: Evil again.

Badtimes: ;-;

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Hels: The foods to hot I can't eat itttt

Ex: You're to hot but I could still eat you winks

Hels:Blush S h u t   u p -

True: One dinner. I just want ONE DINNER-

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Badtimes: Are you in love with Ex?

Hels: What noo o o, why do you ask?

Badtimes: Because you doodle H + E everywhere

Hels: That stands for hate and... and extermination!

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Badtimes: Hels get me fooooood

Hels: No get it yourself you lazy piece of-

Badtimes: I have the pictures

Hels: What

Badtimes: The dresses

Hels:

Hels: Sooo, what food do you want-

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Ex: People wonder how I keep the Alters under control

Ex: The secret is bribery, magic and drugs.

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Badtimes: Truth or dare

True: Truth

Badtimes: How many hours have you slept?

True:

True:... Dare

Badtimes: I dare you to go to sleep.

True: I don't like this game.

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True: Welcome to Applebees! Would you like the apples or the bees?

Hels: Uhh bees..?

NPG: HE HAS CHOOSEN THE BEES!

Hels: Wait-

Badtimes: Comes in with a jar of bees

Hels: W A I T -

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Hels: I'm just saying I'm gonna get you next time

Wels: And I'm saying I beat you twice

Hels: The first time was a tie.

Wels: And the second..?

Hels: There were no witnesses.

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Bdubs: I love you, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me!

Badtimes: I'm the best thing that's happened to you??

Bdubs: I think so yeah-

Badtimes: ...Now I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you

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See y'all later!

(I feel kinda lazy today-)

Slowly floats away