✎ᝰ┆𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐘 - 𝐓.𝐎𝐈𝐊𝐀𝐖𝐀

𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐒₅

"so? was he good or what? did he fuck you hard into the mattress? did you wear a collar for him? did he wear a collar for you?" the fake blonde eagerly asked his best friend.

"he was amazing," she blissfully sighed as she recalled the intimate moment between the two. "it was vanilla, but a good start," she explained.

"is he gonna be your new partner then?" he asked.

"he has to be. he threatened to get me expelled because i stream, but he'd probably get the role anyway," she slumped. the pair were in the library, supposedly "studying" and catching up on their school work.

"so, now that he's the one with you during the stream, how is he going to donate?" kenma asked, something that y/n hadn't even considered. "and don't say 'i don't do it for the money,' that's the whole reason you started streaming,"

"shit. you're right- okay new plan," she starts.

"oh my god," he mumbled under his breath.

"i'm going to say that oikawa's dick was so good to me that i died and went to hell for my sins, where i ended up dating lucifer and you're going to teach me how to play games, then you'll do a stream with me and your fans will be like 'oh my god! a friend of kodzuken's plays too!' so i'll get a following, and bam money regained." the girl spoke.

"my dick was so good you died then went to hell? quite the plot, candy," a familiar whiny voice called out, startling the two.

"you got yourself into this one, now get yourself out of it," kenma called out as he slid out the booth, "good luck," he softly smiled and pat her back.

"oh, fuck you, kenma!" she groaned. the boy was long out the library before he could hear her. oikawa slid into the booth in front of y/n where her best friend was previously seated in.

"so, why do you need the shit movie plot?" he asked, crossing one leg over the other and yawning as he put an arm on the booth.

"well, now that you're my new partner," she mumbled.

"i'm sorry, what was that? couldn't quite hear you," he teased.

"now that you're my new partner," she grit through her teeth, "i'm not going to get as much money as i used to, considering you were basically my biggest fan," she sighed. "and i should probably pay you too since you'll be apart of the streams..." she explained.

"oh, i'll fuck you for free, darling," he smiled. "but you're right about the income for yourself,"

"i can't charge you to fuck me," she sighed.

"why not? i just got lucky, but you've got million dollar pussy," he yawned.

"oikawa!" she whisper yelled, leaning over the booth and slapping his chest. "you can't... say that out in public!" she muttered, embarrassed.

"i'm only teasing," he giggled. "we just have to draw in more viewers, and i know just the people for that," he smiled.

"you do?" she asked, uneasy.

"of course, trust me, they'll come through," he smiled.

『••✎••』

"i'm not losing $75 a night to watch your sex tape live, shittykawa," the dark haired male growled eliciting two louder laughs from his friends.

"awh, iwa! please!" oikawa begged.

"no. now leave, you're ruining my appetite," he sighed as he played with the vegetables on his lunch tray.