✎ᝰ┆𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐘 - 𝐓.𝐎𝐈𝐊𝐀𝐖𝐀

𝐌𝐑. 𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋₁₀

"you live with wakatoshi ushijima?" oikawa asked the girl, almost offended.

"yeah? how do you know him?" she asked.

"story time~" iwaizumi sang, following it with a chuckle before making his way towards the two.

"he wanted me to go to his school,"

"shiratorizawa?" she asked.

"mhm," he hummed, "because i'm a setter and he wanted one, but i was really content with aoba johsai,"

"ugh, who wouldn't be when the hajime iwaizumi attends there with his big ass arms and his sexy ass spikes," the girl whined as she made her way to him, squeezing his muscle and practically swooning.

"get off me," he scowled as he pulled his arm away. the girl laughed and gestured for oikawa to continue.

"and so, we played against each other and i just hated him," oikawa scowled.

"moral of the story, ushijima wishes oikawa went to shiratorizawa but oikawa didn't wanna and oikawa hates ushijima for just existing," iwa spoke. "you got chips or something?" he asked as he started opening the cabinets.

"i'm not sure that's entirely valid for you to hate my roommate," y/n said to oikawa.

"probably not, but oikawa's whole thing is exaggerating so," iwaizumi yawned.

"i can't argue with you there," the girl sighed,

"hey! i do not!" the victim defended.

"do too," the others disagreed. the chocolate hair colored male groaned before moving onto the next topic. "so, how long have you guys been together?" he asked the girl.

"about two years now," she replied.

"when you started streaming," oikawa realized out loud.

"yeah,"

"no.."

"yep,"

"no!?"

"oh, this is gonna be good," iwaizumi chuckled.

"he was your partner, wasn't he!?" oikawa asked.

"before you, of course, my... honey boo boo?" the girl said as she tried uplifting his spirits as he saw the frown form on his pretty face when the realization of his enemy and idol sleeping together hit him.

"honey boo boo?" iwaizumi asked.

"listen, i've never called a guy a pet name that isn't good boy or daddy, i'm not fucking good at this, kay?" the girl grit through her teeth as she faced the shorter male.

"you're not gonna tell me you're a virgin without actually being a virgin next, are you?" oikawa asked.

"would you rather me tell you that wakatoshi was my first and last boyfriend?" the girl asked.

the face oikawa made after those words left the girl's mouth, couldn't have been described with immense amount of detail, there were only enough expressions of (exaggerated) heartbreak, loss, and regret.

"was he?" iwaizumi asked the girl, actually sober with his emotions.

"no, i've never had a boyfriend," the girl casually spoke as she jumped up on the counter besides iwaizumi. he laughed and got in between her thighs.

"you're a funny girl, you know that?" he chuckled as he looked down and rubbed her thighs.

the girl sighed happily as she wrapped her arms around his neck, making him look up at her, "yeah, i do," she sighed. the boy tsked before moving from her, making her laugh.