Inazuma Eleven Humor

Death note of poor-eng

//I took the "inspiration" of this chapter from an animation that I put at the beginning of the chapter to give credits. It is really well done,check it out if you want,especially if you are a fan of the DSMP :) //

Caleb *enter a room* :oh....so you're the legendary Jude Sharp that everybody's trying so hard to catch

Jude: Who was asking?

Caleb:..What a question-Ok first of why do you all do that?
"WhO's AsKiNg?" What do you expect me to say to that? You're just giving yourself away,and-and what do I say? What do I say after that?

Jude:.....

Caleb: stupid. Like,at least try to act like you don't know english or something be more creative. Like: "da I uh sorry i don't speak-" n-nevermind I'm geting off topic. To answer to your question:I'm the guy that's gonna catch you

Jude:oh really? Whit what evidence?

Caleb: oh,there's splenty of evidence. Like,what's in your cloak?

Jude *take out a bottle*:what? This bottle? Why would a simple water bottle incriminate?

Caleb: shake it.

Jude: *shakes the bottle and inside metallic noises are heard*  You're smarter than you look

Caleb:I-....The line doesn't work here- but aniways,I have the reason to believe,that you try to stole a key to a safe that held milions apon milions of dollars however. I swapped that key with a banana before you got to it.

Jude:a b-banana? *opens the bottle and takes out the banana* what a fuck?.....impressive,but I only expected that.

Caleb:really?

Jude:yes really. I expected you swap it out,with this banana so *opens the banana revealing a key* i managed to stole the key before i stole it,and implanted it to the banana that you would swap it with.

Caleb:what the actual fuck-?

Jude: the one that you have is a fake replecate of my key that I made.

Caleb: funny you should say that. Because i knew you would make a fake key. So i stole the fake key that you made and swapped it with the real one.

Jude:oh my godness,please shut up....

Caleb:so when you inevitably swapped it with the real one with the fake one,you would actually put the real one back in its place. In other words the one is that banana is the fake one!

Jude:mh...very clever,but I thougtht ahead. I planted bombs around city,that I can detonate at any moment in several location,if,you don't give me the key right now. Now,what will it be? The key or destruction.

Caleb:hard decision. It's a good thing I don't have to pick,because this is the battery of your detonator. *Show a small battery*

Jude: I'd be angry,if I didn't already put the bombs on a back up timer.

Caleb: I'd be pressed,if we didn't already disarm them.

Jude: I'd be upset,If I didn't

*the phone rings*

Jude:you might wonna answer that-

Caleb:*answer the phone* hello?

X:yeah,I'm calling back this number uh because your dry clean-*Explosions and screams noise*

Caleb:.......

Jude: I knew you disarmed the bombs,so that's why i planed EXTRA bombs at your dry cleaner. You'll never enjoy unwrinkled clothes again. You have to IRON them,like EVERYONELSE!

Caleb:that sucks. Because we relocated those bombs to YOUR DRY CLEANER!

Jude: i think you missed one detail

Caleb:not likely,you cought bro.

Jude: I'm not ever here.

Caleb:what?-WHAT!? * notices the computer he was talking to*

Jude: I was never there,you were facetiming me this entire time!

Caleb:No-WHAT!?

Jude:this entire time I'm actually in my house! CHILLIN!

Caleb:......

Jude: You throught you was a step ahead the whole time. Nope!

Caleb:.... *Closes the computer*

Jude:You aren't aven talking to me! I've been Chillin! I was Chill! Good luck! Good luck tryna find me! Good luck!

Caleb:*reopen the computer* wait! Why I do  need lucky for? I don't need that thing!

Jude:What do you mean?

Caleb: I'M IN YOUR HOUSE!

Jude:....that's not true

Caleb: *Knock on the door*

Jude:wh-

Caleb:open up!

Jude:How did you find me?

Caleb: open up! *aggressively knocks*

Jude:How did you find me? How?

Caleb:OPEN UP!