"Yeah, I'm just here for the food"

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Everyone is gather around outside
Near the church
Cuz they cant afford a proper funeral

"This boy will be blessed blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah, i cant read, blah?" Connie said with the bible in his hands and is standing on the 'stage'*rock*.

"Connie wtf" mikasa said. "You know what, why not armin read it, he likes reading doesn't he." Connie said while cooing armin.

"Not funny connie" armin mumble.

"Is he actually dead" historia said in a worrying tone. "Nope, he's 'alive', dont  worry" ymir said while trying to come her down.

"Psst, eren, is he dead, i dont wanna freak historia out." Ymir whisper, liening on eren's ear.

"Uh,idk tbh" eren said rubbing the back of his neck.

"When is this finish?" Jean whines. "Yuh, this party is pretty boring" y/n said. "Yeah, I'm just here for the food" sasha said "Y/n, that's your son." Mikasa told them. "He's having a birthday party?" "No, it's his funeral" mikasa scold them.

"Oh" the only words that came out of their mouth.

"IM, BAaaaaAAAK~" hange said running towards the gang with her arms full of holy wated. "Holy water?" Erwin questioned them. "Did you steal it?" Levi looked at her with a serious voice.

"What are you gonna do with that? Isn't holy water supposed to make demons stay away? Isn't rui a demon? Will he burn? Are you sure he'll be ok?" Armin said.

"Hmm, idk...BUT LET'S TEST IT OUT!!!" hange said of excitement.

Before they can grab hange to stay away from the boy, hange waste no time and rushed towards the coffin and accidentally add a drop as it landed on the demon's skin.

As the drop landed, the boy sat up with his eyes wide due to the burn.

Everyone was shock, he wasn't dead??!! Well atleast ymir doesn't have to worry about historia crying anymore.

"The fuck was that for?!" Rui yelled.
"Look look LOOK, HE'S ALIVE!, ARE YOU LOOKING Y/N, HE'S ALIVE!!" hange said jumping and pointing at rui trying to get your attention.

"Yes I'm fucking alive, i just needed sleep"rui said "someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed" you whispered to jean cuz he was on your left side and you have no one to whisper to.

"WDYM, WAS I SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPY WHEN I GOT BURNED ON MY SLEEP??!"rui yelled. "He has a point" levi mumbled.

"HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE" a priest yelled at them walking towards them.

"FUCK, lets get out of here" armin said.

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