ೃ༄*ੈ✩The Next Day ೃ༄*ੈ✩
"I JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU DIE ON YOUR PERIOD, DO PEOPLE TAKE YOUR TAMPON OUT!!"
"AND I JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU WANTED TO CUT THE CAKE!!"
Silence
"You done arguing?" Armin said.
"So are you going to cut the cake y/n?" "No hange, I'm vegan" "y/n, you were eating meat for breakfast" jean said.
"Sooo, what did you wish for y/n?" Connie said with a awkward voice.
"I wish to get a hot babe in my closet waitingfor me." "what?" "Nothing." "Anyways, My birthday was __ months/days, ago." Y/n said.
"SO now you tell us huh" ymir said. "How about we play game!" Historia said. "I agree" ymir said.
"So what game you you wanna play y/n"
"Bloody mary"
"No"
"Charlie Charlie"
"No"
"Candy man"
"No"
"Ouija board"
"HELL NO"
"Ooh! What about 'baby blue?!'"
"YES, good one rui"
"No, no, no, im not letting another fucking demon or ghost in my fucking house, i will make you guys to church if you guys summon that shit in the fucking house"
2:57 am_
"Psst..hey, hange, wake up" y/n said standing beside her bed.
"What the fick do you want" hange said mumbling while still asleep.
"Let's go i have jean, sasha, and connie with me" "what do you mean?" They said lazily. "we wanna play the 'baby blue' so get up." "Ok, im up!"
Outside of the bathroom.
"Ok so you guys know how to play right?" Y/n said. "Yes shawty" sasha said, "ok! What time is it 2:59 a- 3am" connie said, "ok sasha, you go first" jean pushed sasha in the bathroom.
Sasha POV
"Ok...uh...'baby blue (x3)'
As i keep swinging my arms, they weren't getting heavy but they were getting tired. Then my stomach started to hurt. 'Omg, what if i became pregnant, what if im the mom?!!' It's hurts so bad that it feels like i need to taks a shit in a tacobell public bathroom.
Then the pain went away...
So i walked out of the bathroom.
Outside of the bathroom
"So how it go?" Hange said. "It's a ehhh, i think I'm preggo" sasha said. "And I'm keeping it" "what makes you think of that?" Jean said "idk, anywaus who's next" "me and jean" connie said. "Why? Because your scarreddduh" jean said teasing connie.
"No, so we can become those nice gay dads and then we can adopt like 10 kids each day." connie said looking at him and with eyes close and with a smile on. "No connie, im not gay" jean said, "that's homophobic jean" connie said said "how is that ho- nvm, let's just go."
3 minutes
"How'd it go?" Sasha asked them. " it's ok ig, n e ways, where's y/n and hange?" Connie asked.
"Levi caught them trying to make a bts potion by buying items in the internet with his credit card, so he damend them to sleep."
"Oh, so they're in their bedroom's?"
"No, they snuck out and went to look for hooters"
"Oh" jean said.
"So why are you here" connie ask her with curiousity."
"Cuz what of levi finds out, hell no, i dont wanna get in trouble"
"So do we just leave them"jean asked
...
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"Is this the part where we kiss?"
"OMG CONNIE STFU"
YOU ARE READING
"dADdY ChILl!!!" kny x crackhead Aot reader and her friends (:D)(BOOK1)
FanficY/n and her friends from the year 845 accidentally was brought back to life to the Taishō-era to help defeat muzan cuz they're weakish ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ *Idk, i just don't want to make y/n useless*
