Hermione Granger Imagines

Behind The Scenes At Hogwarts

these are just a bunch of text posts I found that I thought worked with the characters
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Y/n: wanna hear a joke?

Hermione: what is it?

Y/n: my life! because my life is a joke

Hermione: don't say that.

Y/n: aww, that's swee-

Hermione: it has to be funny to be a joke

Y/n: *shocked pikachu face*

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*in bed*😏

Y/n: hey Hermione, are you awake?

Hermione: no

Y/n: if a guinea pig and a regular pig had a baby, would it be called a piggy-er guinea pig?

Hermione: if you and I had a baby, would it get my beauty and your late night thoughts, or your sexy body and my late night murder thoughts?

Y/n: *blushing* i- uh..

Hermione, kissing Y/n lightly: go back to sleep, love

Y/n: *blushing harder* okay.

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Ron: *screams*

Y/n: *screams louder to assert dominance*

Hermione: should we do something?

Harry: no I want to see who wins. want some popcorn?

Hermione: why not?

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Snape: you're losing 30 points for having three people on one broom

Harry: shit.

Hermione: wait, three?

Snape: yes?

Y/n: OH SHIT, RON FELL OFF

Harry: sure you didn't push him?

Y/n: I can neither confirm nor deny

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Ginny: on the count of three, what's your favorite cake? one, two, three-

Hermione and Y/n in unison: chocolate cake with strawberries and whipped cream!

Ron: our turn, Harry! one, two, three- vanilla!

Harry: I've never had cake, what is cake? *goes into existential crisis*

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Y/n: here's some advice

Hermione: I didn't ask for any

Y/n: too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

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Y/n: okay, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Harry's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...

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Harry: treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Y/n: killed without hesitation.

Harry: no

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Y/n: here’s a fun christmas idea. we hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it

Hermione: Y/n no.

Harry: mistlefoe

Ron: YES

Hermione: please stop encouraging them

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Y/n, holding a python: guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?

Hermione: you did WHAT–

Harry: William Snakepeare

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Ron: so, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Hermione does? I mean, what if she jumped off a cliff?

Y/n: If Hermione were to jump off a cliff, she would’ve done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Hermione jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff

Ron: you jump off a cliff!

Y/n: gladly. provided Hermione did first

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Y/n, looking at Hermione: *lays on the table seductively*

Y/n: hey– *table breaks*

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here's a gif of the woman of all the hours