To say you were excited to see your girlfriend was an understatement. You haven't seen her in three months and the wait was finally over. Hermione went to a private school out of town and only got to come home on the holiday's.
Hermione and you had been together for about a year now, although you had been friends for years. The change in dynamic came naturally considering you were both always close. You were convinced Hermione's love language was touch. The girl never had her hands off of you when she was here. You never complained though.
So yeah, you were excited to see your girlfriend, but recently you had found something. A living something. It appeared in your shed when you were cleaning. And no, it wasn't animal.
You may or may not have found an alien.
A fucking alien showed up in your shed and you had absolutely idea what to do.
It couldn't speak English which made sense. Bery unlike the movies.
Why the hell would an out of this world creature know how to speak any Earth languages. Very unrealistic.
So after a terrifying introduction, it had been living in your shed for a week now.
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"Hermione!", you ran into the shorter girl's arms, lifting her into the air and spinning her around. Yeah, you're gonna be dramatic about it. You missed your girl. You fucking sap.
"I missed you too, love."
God, this woman was going to kill you.
You reluctantly set her down but not removing your arms from her waist, and pulled her into a deep kiss, pouring all your emotion into it.
You slowly pulled away and leaned your forehead against hers, relaxing into each other.
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[Hermione's pov]
Y/n had been acting weird. It had been a day since I was back and she's been different. It's hard to explain.
Like just now, she left abruptly when we were cuddling, saying she had to feed her fish. I wouldn't have thought much of it normaly,
But she doesnt have a fish. It died last month.
The girl called me crying about it.
So what the hell?
So being the good girlfriend I am, I followed her.
[Your pov]
Just as you left the shed and shut the door, you saw your lovely girlfriend show up in the backyard. You quickly shushed the alien and locked the door.
"Heyyy, baby!"
Yeah, totally not suspicious, Y/n. You dumb fuck.
"What's wrong with you?", Hermione crossed her arms across her chest and eyed you. She could be some kind of lawyer. Her stare can get you to admit to anything. She's like some kind of wizard or something.
"W-what? Nothing's wrong, love"
Stutter much?
"What are you hiding?"
"Nothing"
"Well you're not cheating on me so what are you hiding?"
"How would you know I'm not cheating?"
"Babe, you'd be too scared to cheat."
Dammit, she's too smart.
"Besides, you hate cheaters. You'd punch yourself in the face before you cheated."
The girl walked closer to you, standing on her toes to get you at eye level. You would've made a joke about her being so short of you weren't scared of her right now.
"So, I'll ask again, what are you hiding, love?"
"You're gonna think I'm crazy."
"I already think you're crazy."
Okay, ouch.
"I found an alien and it's been living in the shed.", you rambled out.
Good going, Y/n.
"You found a what?"
"An alien."
"And it's in the shed?"
"Uh yeah"
Hermione walked passed you, somehow grabbing the key from your hands and unlocking the shed.
Hermione didn't even seem shocked when she saw the creature, she walked up to it, leaning down to look at him more closely. It waved hesitantly.
"His name is Bob."
Without looking away from the alien, she responded.
