DAVE AND I'S PORNOS

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"Mom? Can i go to the store?" ... "Mom cmon please??" Hes walking towards the living room to find his dearest mother. Already wearing his sneakers

"Okay okay son. buy bread for me." la mère says looking up to her son. "Why are you wearing your school bag? Don't steal again, alexander" her kid tries to interrupt but chooses not to. "do you not see how its bad?" The mother finishes.

"Mom im not going to steal i just have my money here and i dont feel like taking it out you know" alex says. Pulling it outta his ass.

"Okay. See you!" Mother goose says, kissing her childs cheek. "Remember to shower afterwords." Mom gets back to work on her laptop. Something about chemistry and a project. Alex hates science. Siding with history and geography.

Walking outside, walking down the apartment stairs. Walking to the store 4 streets away. He hates walking. Its cold outside but not too cold. Chilly maybe.

He climbs the fence to get to the store quicklier and goes runs to the store. Now his sweatpants are dirty.

The goes thru to the door and looks at the cashier. New guy eh? Kind of looks like that one cunt from school. Heads to the chips section. Lays chips chili. Cheetos flamin hot. Should he get gum?

Alex heads to the chocolate line and looks for mars. Maybe cookies? Maybe perhaps nutella cookies? He should probably get a granola bar. Or maybe just all? Woah perhaps none cuz he only brung 10 bucks eh? Dumbass.

He ends up choosing mars and goes to the drink section. Gets 50 cent watermelon juice. Considers coke or sprite but chooses not to. He finds chocolate milk and gets that instead

Alex hates jt that chocolate milk is only like 20 percent chocolate. Looking at the ingredients and nutrition bar thing yk? Yeah its not too good for him.

He kinda wants icecream but has not enough money. How typical. If i dropped out and got a job hed would probably be able to pay

He walks over to the cashier and gets gum and some caremal candy from the rack. 10.50. he rummages through his pockets for the extra half dollar and the cashier says "its okay man just give me ten bucks" how kind.

The food is payed for and he leaves the store. Heads to an interesting looking vehicle and sits on the side walk next to it, opening his bag to reveal a can.

The taste of spearmint gum. The smell of cold wind, and the rush of drawing a dick on a police car. As he always did. Amazing indeed.

Is that a cop?

"Shit okay okay im sorry!" Said alexander after the police lady makes him stand and takes him to the car. The girl taking him to the janky car says something but alex doesn't listen. its a cold friday night and he was holding a can of graffiti.

Hes in the car about 15 minutes away from where he'll be. The police station! Hes not going to jail but hes certainly not going home! Mom is going to be furious but he doesn't regret it. He almost wanted to be caught. Mundane life

Alex is looking out the window. A childs soul indeed. The kid is still imagining spiderman is running after the car.

"Alright" says the lady, "heres your stop" the boy chuckles.

Hes brung inside the building to upstairs. The lady makes small talk to another person in the elevator. Alex assumes they're the captain. Hes scared. This will be at least a month without any internet access, fuck, if he even gets home.

He's brought to the same ladies desk. "alright kid my name is delilah. You did 5,000 dollars of damage. Youre probably not going to jail. Youre not going to be in much trouble if you tell your name and age, okay? Alex doesn't believe her. "My name is Chad mcthundercock and i am 420 years old." Alexander says, as edgy as ever.

"Haha very funny." Delilah says sarcastically. "Just answer the question or youll be put in the system as an adult? Would you like that?"

He thought she was very pretty. As a young teen to his senior of about 10 years. Dark hair, skin, and eyes with face so round and her eyes are so sharp. Her hair was braided with a bit of red wine coloured tinsel added into it. Very objectively pretty, in his mind.

"fine." Said the lady. "I'll just look at some of the records...." Alex took a deep breath, terrified. "Alexander rossi?" "Youre 14?" Said the lady.

Crap, he thought.

"hahahh..."

He felt like he lived 10 years waiting for his mom to come and the day finally came. Fuck.

"Alexander what the hell? Is this what theyre teaching you in school? going to pay forr the expenses but something something blah blah blah" his mom goes on and on about how hes going to juvenile detention. After not long he was taken home.

His mom said something about how shes going to send him to a camp and how she just wants the best for him. Yeah whatever youve seen this before your on wattpad.

That nite he didn't sleep well. After his mom scolded him he only had gum in his pockets.

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"Baby boy wake up."

"Alex?" He recognizes his moms voice. Sweet and has a heavy accent. Dad was irish. Alexander got a different accent from his mother.

"Yeah??" The kid said opening his eyes to see the sunlight. 7am. The asscrack of time. Sun bright and the blinds open. He just hated it

"Pack your bags. I'm doing this because I love you okay?" The lovely mother reassured. "Love ya too mom,,"he really couldn't complain "dont forget your underwear. Its only a month"

He was going to miss his room that reeked of angsty rebellious teen. From the spilled chocolate milk from a month ago, to the erotic party music carved into a his walls, to the iron maiden posters. Do you think the twats at school would miss him? He surely didn't.