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5/5/2018 camp writing part one.

Hi so I got to my room in the camp thing. Its not really a camp but theres a bunch of kids with me in the dorm a ginger, a blonde, and elliot. I feel kind of out of place with my black curly hair. Theyre also so pale too. I dont fit in.

Theres also people in the next room i guess. This was absolute hell i already hate it.

So then I left to the bit after the hallwsy yk? Then the young(ish) looking counselor says "Alright! Hello kids, uhm, yeah sit in a circle and like say your name and a fact about you." Seems nervous. He was pretty nervous (to bd honest he kind of looks like a fucking incel)

They all say something im not sure i dont listen lol whoops. but theres this cunt motherfucker who looks insane looking. Has bangs, but theyre red and green. Their name is elliot and they got in here cuz they crashed their moms car. My favorite dude here.

There was also a dude who shoplifted and did it bad. Unironically she was wearing a shirt with the magnetic thing still on it.

I said (verbatim) 'hi im uh Alexander and i like bikes.'

After that they took us to horses. I chose the one called joose. But my favorite was an arabic horse called Maria. We didnt ride it though. We basically just like sat on it and some dudes pulled us. I really dont want to be a horse guy. Watch me get velcro shoes now.

After that we had to write about our childhood??? I don't know but o wrote about that thing when i  broke my bone. I don't know why. I don't remember what hsppened. There. Then we had to write about what we did to get here and why we did it.

I said 'writing on shit like walls and cars. I wrote stuff like "school sux" . Mostly i drew dicks though, maybe sometimes an ass next to it' pretty much. The dudes there laughed but the guy and a few other staff didnt. What assholes i put my soul into that. I heard one of them say "this   guy's humour is shit" or "blimp guys rumor is ish" idk im not good at reading lips.

Then we had to talk about school and music. 'i hate school. I got into a good school but my friend aaron is kind of an asshole and got me suspended last year for more dicks on walls. I like Hollywood undead.' no way in hell im saying more.

A ginger girl said she got straight A's but shes here for assaulting her teacher lmao.

Then the dudes said a speech or something also we ate kfc.

I called mom and said i was good. Then chris called me and he said something about me liking his girlfriend? I dont like lissie by the way but he was so fucking annoying so i did that thing johnny told me. I think chris forgot about when johnny did it but it went likr this,

"dont fucking lie you-" "Yo" "...what?" "Yo" ... "Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo" then after approx. 3 seconds he said "...fuck you." And hung up. that was was rich of him i wish i could see him but instead i got a veiw of one of the adults flipping someone in the window off while smoking.

Anyways here comes the cool bit. Elliot gave me some extacy. It was a weird conversation at first i thought it was a joke. They were like: want some extacy? Its on the house cuz i think your cool. Theyre like 2 years older but i said yes.

We took it and it was magical. They became so interesting and every touch felt so cool and we chewed blueberry gum and it made me so happy and we talked for ages and ages.they told me they accidentally gave me too much but its only a pill right? I dont knowI really fucking liked it but when theytold me we would be here for a whole month i got really sad? Im not sure. It was a flood of that funny feeling again.

But they kept talking and i felt really connected but somehow really stiff? The gum helped my teeth from not fucking grinding and ruining my teeth.

I dont know dude. Then i slept (i didn't sleep too well cuz the air conditioning is really really bad)

and this is the nexy morning. See ya!