Wedding Day - 5 months hence

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Wedding day. Yup, it's coming. Just 5 months away and I'll be hitched. The tuxes, the gown, the decor and the food.

Am I nervous? Naw! We own a house together, a car, and have 4 furbabies. What's there to be nervous about? If the caterer is late? Or the DJ? What if the officiant doesn't show up... no no, all will be well - wait, what? It's raining? That's okay, we have a secondary location that's covered! Oh - it's 28 degrees and humid? All good, I'll have a change of clothes ready to swap out the sweaty ones with. 

Hold on - the limo broke down? And the Maid of Honour has the flu? 

It's okay, just breath, it'll be fine. Just.. Fine!

Rocking back and forth in the fetal position is normal, right? Right?

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