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venti created a group: the shitter skirmish: hoebag decimation

venti added: aether, Lumine, Amber, xiao, diluc, Kaeya, Bennett, and 13 others.

venti: okay so like listen

Zhongli: No.

venti: YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS BEING THAT QUICK TO REPLY </3

childe: no <3

hu tao: no

Jean: Sorry, no.

Kaeya: you're not sorry are you

Jean: ...no

Amber: No

aether: i will shit your pants

Beidou: no

Lumine: no

xiao: literally i will shove your bts harem up your ass

aether: sus

xiao: stfu

xiao: bitch don't think i'm letting you off the hook from that one time you called me a "moldy hair is a true emo fag"

hu tao: BITCH WHATATATA

venti: WHJAHAA

Amber: NO WAY??

Lumine: OMG HE DIDN'T

childe: its true, i was there

Xiangling: shut it bbq marmite nacho cheese smellin grand-daddy screamin with no s lookin ass

childe: WHAT DID I DO??

Beidou: you probably have a kink to getting pegged to baby shark

childe: NO I DON'T STOP IT

aether: guys stop bullying the g*nger i can hear him banging on the bars of his cage

childe: IM NOT IN A CAGE

Kaeya: shut up ur reminding me of xiao ur literally foaming at the mouth

childe: YOU WHORE WE'RE NOT EVEN IN THE SAME CLASS

venti: guys pls i actually need help

Eula: You all disappoint me.

hu tao: but yo mama don't

venti: YOOOOO

aether: AYOOOOO

Kaeya: I'M CRYING SHE JUST LEFT THE ROOM

childe: WAIT FR?

Jean: This is why you all are failing your classes.

Zhongli: As Jean said, all of you are supposed to be paying attention to your respective teachers and lessons.

childe: ,,ok <3

aether: childe accepting grandpa booty hole dust to be apart of him

childe: HUH???

Kaeya: he's broke so his asscheeks are real

diluc: shut up.

Kaeya: ok stinky

diluc: call me that shit again and your xbox is mine

Kaeya: yessir

Lumine: Okay but the chat name??? Also twinkie winkie fruity fairy whore how do you know this many people?

aether: ^^^

Barbara: ^^^

Amber: ^^^

diluc: what Lumine said.

hu tao: ^^^

Beidou: ^^^

Kaeya: ^^^

Xiangling: ^^^

venti: okay so like do you remember that one time i dared childe to run over and rip one on someone during lunch?

aether: oh fuck yes

xiao: oh fuck no i don't want to remember

diluc: ^^^

venti: and he chose the kid who looked like cracker Dora

venti: okay well after childe slithered his ushy gushy slug rug lookin ass over he tripped over his own foot like the dumb bitch he is and absolutely ripped the loudest fart i ever did hear. word got out i had the videos and so i leaked it all and now people just know me

hu tao: being fr rn lil mf prolly ripped his tighty whities from the sheer impact like there's probably a skid mark and everything. the poor furry kid passed out so quick

Amber: OKAY BUT LIKE I FEEL BAD BECAUSE APPARENTLY THE WOLF KID HAS SENSITIVE HEARING??? AND SMELL???? AND THE SHRILL BLOODTHIRSTY FIERCE AND APPALLING DEMON THAT TRUDGED ITS WAY THROUGH THAT POOPY CACA CAVERN OF CHILDE'S PAPER FLAT ASS BOUT KILLED HIM </3

Lumine: AMBERIMVRY*IAUAHJA

Lumine: DID THIS MF JUST CALL BENNETT CRACKER DORA???

childe: I LEAVE FOR ONE FUCKING MINUTE

Xiangling: BYE I REMEMBER THAT OMG I STILL HAVE THE VIDEO SAVED

Kaeya: didn't someone sell leaks for actual cash

aether: that would be me

aether: zhongli tried and failed to buy leaks because we all know that man is more #brock and #homosexualindenial than emo fag

xiao: omw

aether: oh god oh fuck

Yanfei: Wouldn't even be surprised if Zhongli didn't know what a homosexual is. Mans is so goddamn dense unless it's about rocks.

venti: anyways like i was saying when i first got here can someone meet me at the bathrooms at 1pm sharp with a bag of cheddar jalapeno cheetos

venti: im not snorting them

Xiangling: omw

venti: ty bestie

Xiangling: stfu

Beidou: y'all i just got a inappropriate behavior warning in animal jam for saying crunch wrap supreme

Bennett: Razor says to tell you that you can friend him on Animal Jam.

Beidou: omg true love okay dms