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It's Okay, I'm A Whore, I Got This

Amber: why is one of my titties literally bigger than the other

hu tao: bitch same like it bothers me sm

Yanfei: Dawg fr literally same

Xiangling: frfr no titty perfect tho luv u and ur titties

hu tao: omg,,,

Amber: omg i love you and your titties too bestie

Yanfei: I literally love titties sm

Lumine: Okay but frfr

Xiangling: ykw nvm i lied

Amber: fr like bitch stfu get out your titties are literally perfect

Yanfei: Them bitches up for trial they seem fake n shit

Lumine: I'm broke so they're real

Yanfei: felt

hu tao: the superior sperm

Xiangling: frfr ^^^

Amber: Lumine can I see ur boobies

Xiangling: omg me too

hu tao: me too pls

Yanfei: now.

Lumine: bet

aether: ayo..?

Lumine: HAUJKSHAJKD I FORGOT YOU WERE IN THIS CHAT

aether: okay but valid who wants to smack my ass for free?

Lumine: i

venti: me <3

Zhongli: I heard free?

Zhongli: oh.

Zhongli: Well it's free.

venti: me too buddy, me too...

Lumine: Are y'all really only taking this because it's free

Zhongli: Yes.

venti: yes.

Lumine: Someone here has to be lying.

childe: o?

aether: childe you have to pay since ur literally rich

childe: how much?

aether: uhhhh i really want boba and ice cream later so like idk 25 dollars

childe: okay girlie bet

aether: i

Lumine: girlie </3

hu tao: please never say girlie to me or Lumine's perfect titties

Xiangling: or me pls

Lisa: Or me

Eula: Or me

Yanfei: Or me

Amber: Or me

Jean: Or me

childe: OK I GET IT :sob:

Albedo: I was going to ask to study Lumine's perfect titties but. Nvm.

Albedo: i will take up that ass slapping challenge for free tho

Albedo: actually nvm im gonna shut up now

Lumine: He broke </3

Amber: he isn't even capitalizing </3

hu tao: pls i

razor: wuht iz titty

Xiangling: ykw don't worry about it buddy