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(8) A Traumatized Potter

RIP THAT PUSSY AYE

QUEEN
do y'all just stare at the ceiling before you go to sleep and create scenarios in your head that probably would never happen?

Daddy Issues
It's 4 am in the morning, go back to sleep

Nott Your Property
oh yeah all of the time

Bestie
yup

Schlongbottom
Uhuh

QUEEN
I haven't slept yet

Daddy Issues
What!?
Go to sleep

QUEEN
can't, i'm busy imagining a life with Harry Styles
and why is everyone awake too?

Schlongbottom
I woke up to the sounds of the wind calling for my name

QUEEN
😃

Nott Your Property
😃

Bestie
😃

Daddy Issues
Sounds legit

Schlongbottom
I'm kidding, Ron snores

Bestie
My condolences goes to you and your roommates

Nott Your Property
I woke up to pee and then I couldn't go back to sleep

Bestie
I just woke up for no reason

Daddy Issues
I woke up to Crabbe talking in his sleep
He was saying something along the lines of "yummy yummy gummy gummy", "destruction, kill the ranger", "mmhmm pasta... Jimmy don't eat my pasta!"
...
Yeah I was pretty disturbed about the destruction one

QUEEN
wtf

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Dinner time, the time Amethyst was waiting for.

The time to eat.

She and her best friend Melissa Blue arrived at the Great Hall to see their friend Theodore Nott waving his hand like a crazy maniac gesturing for the two to come over.

As they sat at the Slytherin table they the first thing Amethyst notice was Crabbe's face full of chocolate pudding.

"He looks like he just ate shit." She whispers to the group.

"Shh don't let him hear you say that, you might be the ranger he want to kill." Draco Malfoy the white blond headed boy Amethyst has been crushing on chuckled.

"Not gonna lie I was very shocked when you said that." Melissa laughed.

"Oooh there's Neville. NEVILLE!!! OVER HERE!!" Theo once waves again frantically.

"SHHH!! Keep your voice down Merlin, fucking Japan can here you." Draco scolds his best friend.

"Hey guys." Neville yawns as he walked towards the Slytherin table and takes a seat beside Melissa.

"Woah what happened to you?" Theo looks at Neville.

"Well not only Ron snores but he also sleep talks too, not only that he sleep talks very uhh.. much?" Neville answers even confused to his own sentence.

"Why what happened?" ask Amethyst.

"He tends to spill things he shouldn't when he's sleeping, usually it's just about tap dancing spiders but this time it was about um... his very lovely.. affection to Hermione Granger."

"Oh I would love to hear this." Melissa laughs as well as Theo nodding his head agreeing with Melissa.

"........He was moaning Hermione's name in his sleep-" Neville reluctantly says as he gets caught off by water spewing onto his face by none other than Draco Malfoy.

"BAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY THIS IS GOLD HAHAHAHAH WAIT UNTIL GRANGER HEARS ABOUT THIS."

The commotion was noticed by a few people but other than that they were safe.

"Ohh... that explains Harry's face the whole day." Amethyst laughs as they turn their heads around to see Harry looking at his food and occasionally glancing at Ron and Hermione horrifyingly.

"Harry are you alright?" Hermione finally asks Harry after seeing his inflated state the whole day.

"Yeah mate, you've been looking quite sluggish the whole day." Ron continues.

Harry looks at Ron and at Hermione before sniffing and looking like he's holding back tears.

"Are you okay!?" Hermione question Harry with a concerned tone in her voice.

Harry finally stands up and goes to Dumbledore asking for new dorm mates his voice occasionally wobbling from his traumatized state.

"Was it really that bad?" Lissa asks Neville.

"Mhmm" Neville whimpers.

"Harry I can't give you other dorm mates because everything is already sorted out." Dumbledore says.

"WHAAAAAYYYY MERLIN! WHAYYYYYYYYYY MWAHEHAHWWUHA"

Harry runs off out of the great hall sobbing.

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Y'all ima just make this book a joke, and not have a storyline whatsoever.