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(7) RIP

RIP THAT PUSSY AYE

ALRIGHT WHICH ON OF YOU BITCHES KILLED SKEPPY!!

Daddy Issues
Who tf is Skeppy?

MY MINECRAFT DOG

Daddy Issues
It's just a game

Bestie
ooooh... I would not say that

wtf did you just say?

Daddy Issues
What?

SKEPPY ISN'T JUST A DOG!
HE'S MY DOG!
NOW WHO TF KILLED HIM

Schlongbottom
Theo sus
He's been real quiet

Nott Your Property
wtf do you mean quiet, you're real quiet too
don't blame me

Which on of y'all killed him

Nott Your Property
Neville did it

Schlongbottom
WHAT! NO I DIDNT HIS LYING HE KILLED SKEPPY!

did you or did you not both, killed Skeppy.

Nott Your Property
pfft... no

Schlongbottom
maybe

Nott Your Property
NEVILLE!

Schlongbottom
I mean no

Daddy Issues
Wtf is going on

WHAT IN THE FRICK FRACK PATTY WACK GIVE A DOG A BONE WERE YALL THINKING!

Schlongbottom
THEO IS THE ONE TO BLAME

Nott Your Property
DONT PUT ALL THE BLAME IN ME
YOU HELPED

EXPLAIN!!!!

Schlongbottom
Well Theo said that him and I should build a pet sanctuary... and well we chose your dog to be the one in it

Nott Your Property
see, we're such good citizens

Schlongbottom
And we were having trouble moving your dog and Theo accidentally hit him

what

Nott Your Property
HE'S LYING YOUR HONOR

Schlongbottom
And Skeppy began attacking him and Theo got mad and killed Skeppy

Nott Your Prperty
STFU WITH YOUR BULLSHIT NEVILLE I DID NOT
HE WAS JUST IN FRONT OF ME WHEN I STARTED FRANTICALLY HITTING MY SWORD
NOT MY FAULT YOU DOG IS A DUMBASS

Bestie
oh you fucked up

i'm gonna fucking kill you and your stupid ass horse and burn your ugly ass base you call a house

Nott Your Property
WAIT NO PLS DONT

too late

Amethyst then continues to log on into her minecraft account and into their server called "We have the fattest ass".

She controlled her minecraft player and led it into Theodore Nott's base.

Time to commit arson

She takes out a flint and steal out of her inventory and started burning Theo's dirt house with the occasional wood in it.

After that she went out to the back oh Theo's house and grabbed his horse "Pixie".

She hopped on Pixie and started running away farther from Theo's burning shit house.

It took her three minutes to at least get away from Theo's base and started digging a small hole for Pixie to stay in.

I'm not that evil, i'm not gonna kill his horse only for him to think I did.

After she's done she went back to Theo's base and saw that his house is very much burnt.

She took all of his stuff and hid it in her house.

Theodore.nott has joined the game

<Theodore.nott> AMETHYST WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HOUSE!!

<Starthyst> HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU

<Theodore.nott> WHERE DID ALL MY STUFF GO!?

<Starthyst> up your ass

<Theodore.nott> WHERE IS PIXIE

<Starthyst> with Skeppy

<Theodore.nott> omg
<Theodore.nott> did you kill her?

<Starthyst> what do you think?

<Theodore.nott> NOO! I TOLD YOU IM SORRY

<Starthyst> WILL A SORRY BRING BACK SKEPPY!?

<Theodore.nott>... no

<Starthyst> EXACTLY! NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF

Starthyst has left the game

Theodore Nott looks at his screen with dread, guilt and sadness as he decided to rebuild his house and get his stuff back later.

Amethyst on the other hand smiles in triumph but it doesn't last long as she remembers her late dog.

Moral of the story, don't kill minecraft pets.

•••

Hello friends, author here and I actually did name my minecraft dog after Skeppy irl.

If y'all don't know who Skeppy is, he'a a minecraft youtuber and streamer, y'all should check him out.

And don't worry, my dog Skeppy in minecraft is still alive and well.

Goodbye y'all see y'all when I update this book again... probably in another century.

BYE!