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random stories

Dear reader, I'm going to tell you some random stories that I think off in my head! BTW, I'm pretty weird so I hope you enjoy!!

One day, a unicorn was drinking rainbow juice out of a tub. An old lady walked up to her and said, kinni kua shink tene lu lu pruf. This lady spoke a language that nobody knows about. What she said was, ah mighty horse bring thou rainbow juice so I can make my starbursts taste even more juicy! The old lady was short and stumbly, she had long white hair, and emerald green eyes. She sat next to the unicorn and started talking about her pet hamster named Sparky, and her pet dog named Fuzzy. She said Sparky was a ravage hamster who had big cheeks and ate everything. She said her dog Fuzzy has been acting dead for 3 years. She said that Fuzzy almost got hit by a car but acted dead so she went into the road to hook him on a leash and drag him back to the house, ever since then...he was acting dead. She said he even smells bad like a dead dog! (Fuzzy must be a really famous dog!! But I don't know about this hamster...!) The unicorn just stared at the lady. He was very confused. The old lady decided to name the unicorn Kevin. And he could break dance to the song Coco and Tuesday. Than all of a sudden...Kevin yelled, HAPPY ULTAMATE PI DAY!!!!! the old lady had a heart attack. GOOD LUCK KEVIN WAS NEARBY! He was a doctor too! He jumped on the ladies chest and she popped back alive! The lady said her name was Mildred. She said she loved baking cookies. Kevin got bored and drank more rainbow juice. It was poiseness to humans. Mildred was part corn dog. So she could drink it. She drank some and turned into a rainbow that reminded me of the rainbow star on Mario Kart that made you flash rainbow colors. Than she farted and disappeared. The end!!