Match knew the person she wanted to talk to, but she didn't know where she lived. So, she drove around the city and tried to at least find something. Unluckily, her car ran out of gas again.
"HOW DOES THIS STUPID CAR RUN OUT OF GAS THIS QUICK?" she said. She opened the gas tank. It was still half full. "Well, I'll take this to a mechanic, and ask the objects there if they know the object." she thought.
***
She pushed her car. It was surprisingly lightweight. She pushed it into a nearby garage. The garage was called "Car Repair", and it was a small red two-storey building with a wrench and a controller working inside. It looked pretty old, but a sign on the shop said it was open, so Match walked in.
"Uh....., can I-" Match said.
"Welcome to Car Repair! I see you're new around here." the wrench said. He had sort of a British accent.
"Well, my oil tank is half full, but my fuel gauge says it's empty. I was wondering if you could fix the car."
"Alright, well move your car here and we'll try and fix it." the controller said. He also had a British accent.
"Thanks!" Match said.
"Wait, did you buy this from a printer company?" the controller said.
"Yes, why?" Match said.
"You know printer companies are a scam, right?" the wrench asked.
"Why?" Match said, confused.
"They put a chip in the fuel tank and say it's supposed to tell you the quality of the oil, while in reality, it tells you your fuel is low when it isn't, and it tells you you've run out of gas when you've got a half full tank." the controller said. Match was surprised. She lived for a billion years and she still didn't know this?
"So, how do you fix it?" Match said.
"Easy! Tamper with the chip until it doesn't suck so much." the wrench said.
"Thanks!" Match said. "Say, can you also tell me the-"
***
"K, your car's fine now. You should find that the gauge actually makes sense." Controller said.
"Be sure to check us out next time!" Wrench said.
"Well, that was the fourth time I've met some British objects." Match said. She first met Top Hat, Melon, and Casey, then she met Two, and then she met Domino.
"Thank god they told me that and the address of that object. Now where's 4th Avenue, Blacker Street..." Match said.
When she found the address, she knocked on the door. A red leaf stepped out.
"WHO THE- oh. It's you. What do you want?" Red Coleus said.
"Uhh, I'd like to ask you about something." Match said.
Coleus sighed. "Sure. Just come in."
Match walked in. Her house looked clean; she never thought she would do anything like this.
"Well then, what's your question? Why to never dig straight down, why-"
"Well, I'd like to ask you about this thing." Match said. She took out one of the jars containing a parasite.
"Oh no, this thing is dangerous! Where'd you find this? This is a remcamen parasite! How'd you get it?" Coleus said.
"Excuse me, remcamen? What the match is that thing?" Match said.
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The Poison in Boinks but Match doesn't get infected
General FictionA fanfic of a fanfic. Really? Yes, this is a fanfic of @silverwingsdragon 's fanfic of The Poison in Boinks! Something's going on in Boinks, and Match, the billion-year-old cop is called by Bandana to investigate the city. Things don't go as planned...