Marvel Memes/ Incorrect Quotes

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Y/N: Wanna play?

Natasha: 123?

Y/N: I'll go first

*Thor walks by*

Natasha: and 1

Y/N: pass

Natasha: why

Y/N: because I'm not Jane Foster, next.

*Steve walks by*

Natasha: 2

Y/N: mhm pass

Natasha: why

Y/N: because I'm not Peggy Cater.

Natasha: ok

*Bucky goes to your table*

Bucky: What are you looking for?

Y/N: My new husband

Natasha: They already passed up two perfectly good prospects.

Y/N: But I'm feeling pretty up too perfectly good prospects.

Bucky: Do I wanna know what your doing?

Natasha: Hey, Bucky came to the table does that make him number 3?

Bucky: No

Y/N: You don't even know what we're doing.

Bucky: The safest answer in anything involving the two of you is, no!

Y/N: We're playing 123 he's yours.

Bucky: I didn't ask

Natasha: You can take the first guy that walks by or if you decide to pass assuming there's someone better out there, you can take the next guy that walks by, or if you don't take home you're automatically stuck with the third guy.

Y/N: got it?

Bucky: I'm not playing!

Y/N: Well of course not it still my turn.

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Scene: Gilmore Girls
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