BAU group chat

Whos with who

a/n this takes place a couple days after the girls had their chat

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Mama Bear logged on

Mama Bear: hey is anyone up?

Papa Pasta logged on

Papa Pasta: yes i'm up i can't sleep after that case

Mama Bear: at least its not just me that cant sleep

Mr. BossMan logged on

Mr. BossMan: i think it hit everyone like that tbh

Lady Boss logged on

Lady Boss: that dude gave me the creeps

Baby Girl logged on

Baby Girl: thats true but yall didnt have to find stuff out about them like i did

Mr. BossMan: sorry pen i had you dig that deep but it needed to be done

Blonde Beauty logged on

Blonde Beauty: hey guys im here lol just got the boys down

Baby Girl: tell my boys i said auntie Penny loves them

Mama Bear: and tell them their other auntie Blake has gifts for them

Lady Boss: yall do know they love me more right

Door Killer logged on

Door Killer: here with go girls put the cat claws in

Mama Bear: remember that next time when we are all bleeding at the same time again, then you have to deal with four of us at the same time.

Book Genius logged on

Book Genius: and im locking your stuipd ass in the room with all of them and you cant do anything about it

Papa Pasta: i agree with the kids there lol your shit out of luck dude

Mr. BossMan: spence got jokes dude

Door Killer: well since we bring that in this, Princess who was you fucking the other day

Lady Boss: why does it matter to you huh, what i do in my free time is my business not yours

Door Killer: so you were getting some so plz tell us who it was

Lady Boss: NO! Im not telling you because ik either JJ or Penny told you

Door Killer: acctully it wasnt either of them even tho after pen found out i knew she was talking about it

Lady Boss: then who was it huh

Book Genius: i bet she was doing hotch lol have yall seen how she looks at him

Mr. BossMan: it wasnt me spencer dont bring me into this boy

Papa Pasta: ooo yall i think it was him because he jumped to it

Mama Bear: i agree with rossi, lol

Lady Boss: sooooo who the hell told the guys about this

Book Genius: it was Blake that told Rossi that told the rest of us

Mama Bear: HEY!! SPENCER LOGAN REID!!!!!!!!!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL I SAID ANYTHING

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The chat between Emily and Mystery man

Emily: welp now you see why i didnt wanna tell them about us

Mystery Man: i had a feeling this was gonna happen soon i knew you shouldnt had told the girls you were being fucked

Emily: i mean i cant damn help it they wouldnt stop bothering me

Mystery Man: your gonna have to tell them really soon now

Emily: but why do i have too why cant you tell them

Mystery Man: because i dont wnat to but you started them

Mystery Man: Emilia i love you just remember that and ik for a fact they will support it and you know right now they are just giving you a hard time about it because they love you just like i do

Emily: awe i love you too, i guess your right

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Back to the main group chat

Blonde Beauty: soooo emily are you gonna tell us who this man is

Lady boss: i guess i will

Baby Girl: yes!! EMily is finally gonna tell us

Mama Bear: yay!! Come on our secret Queen plz tell us

Lady boss: fine it was Hotch weve been seeing each other for almost a year now i didnt wanna tell yall because i didnt want yall to think i was sleeping with our boss to get more power and plus we all know i hate politics, im sorry i didnt tell yall sooner like i wanted to this whole time was just scared to tell

Book Genius: i knew something was going on but at least im glad its dad and not someone we didnt know that penny would have to do a full life story on

Door killer: yes i agree with pretty boy on this we are happy for yall

Baby girl: i knew it was HOTCHNISS all along i mightve hacked your phone Em and JJ knew about it because she was with me when i did it

Mama Bear: well i might as well say this too while im at it....................ME AND ROSSI HAVE BEEN TOGETHER for about a good 5 years, we got together a couple years before i joined the team, hell weve been engaged for about 3 years as well

book genius: i KNEW IT!!!!

Blonde beauty: damn yall are soo damn cute i swear

Mr BossMan: welp i dont mean to brake up the girls adorbleness because we have a case round table in 10

Baby GIrl: ok on it bossman

Baby Girl logged off

Lady Boss: ight hun im otw with all of our coffees because ei have afeeling we gonna need it

Lady boss logged off

Blonde Beauty: im here waitng and so is spence

Blonde Beauty logged off

Book Genius logged off

Mama bear: me and Rossi are otw up now

Mama Bear logged off

Papa Pasta logged off

Door Killer: im here don't worry lol

Door Killer logged off

Mr.BossMan logged off

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What yall think about Hotch and Emily being fuck buddies lol

And the same with Alex and Rossi