BAU group chat

They are HERE!!!

Baby Girl added Emily Prentiss, Aaron Hotchner, Derek Morgan, Spencer Reid, David Rossi, Jennifer Jareu, and Alex Blake.

Baby Girl changed Derek Morgan's name to Door Killer

Baby Girl changed Spencer Reid's name to Book Genius

Baby Girl changed Alex Blake's name to Mama Bear

Baby Girl changed Jennifer Jareu's name to Blonde Beauty

Baby Girl changed Emily Prentiss's name to Lady Boss

Baby Girl changed David Rossi's name to Papa Pasta

Baby Girl changed Aarons Hotchner's name to Mr. BossMan

Papa Pasta: What's this Garcia?

Baby Girl: this is a group chat for us to talk with us all

Mr. BossMan: Well i'll approve it as long as it doesn't get them all track

Boss lady: who are you meaning them as in the rest of us

Mama Bear: Emily he's meaning you and Derek mostly we love yall two but yall can make fun out of the most boring thing ever i've noticed that since i've been here the last couple months and it dont help when you bring JJ, Garcia, and Spence into it.

Blonde Beauty: Hey! Why am i being bought into this just because i throw some jokes and side comments in there sometimes doesn't mean a thing

Papa Rossi: yea Alex ain't wrong yall

Door Killer: aww that's sweet Rossi your siding with your lover girl that so sweet, and plus we are complete angels

Book Genius: yea i agree with what Derek said

Papa PAsta: hey if yall dont stop with the lover bull i won't invite you over for dinner no more and no more pool parties and parties ever again or PASTA!!!! And yall are never damn angels i swear we could have a list of days that's yall got into things and did things.

Mr.BossMan: hey yall better straighten up before i don't get pasta again and i'll beat all yall up

Baby Girl: HOLY SHIT!! Hotch just made a joke im putting that on record for him

Boss Lady: hey that not fair at all don't blame us all for something Garcia's loverboy did

Blonde Beauty: as Garcia would say it "his name is Chocolate Thunder"

Mama Bear: NOw yall dont be picking on Rossi, Garcia, and Derek

Boss Lady: SEE!!!! She is taking rossi's side in this i swear they are getting it on lol

Book Genius: now Emily we all know how you look at Hotch is how Rossi looks at Blake let them be

BLonde Beauty: Spence is right with that Emily

Boss Lady: OH hell naw JJ you're supposed to be on my side with this not theirs

Mr. BossMan: JJ you really can't say anything we all know you like Reid

Door killer: DAMN we have Emily and Hotch working together, then JJ and Pretty boy and me and my BABY GIRL then Blake and Rossi

Mama Bear: ME AND ROSSI ARE NOT TOGETHER SOOOO STOP SHIPPING US!!!!

Baby Girl: NEVER!!!! But still Chocolate thunder is right though about it all

Book Genius: DAMN we all crashing on each other

Papa Pasta: welp yall is like 5 am we have to be in the office in like 2 hours sooo bye yall

Papa Pasta logged off

Mr. BossMan: yea yall he's right see y'all in a little bit

Mr. BossMan logged off

Mama Bear: see ya

Mama Bear logged off

Book Genius: bye

Book Genius logged off

Baby Girl: ight bye my furry friends

Baby Girl logged off

Blonde Beauty: peace out

Blonde Beauty logged off

Boss Lady: Peace out my fouls

Boss Lady logged off

Door Killer: hey i'm not no foul spence is but whatever bye

Door Killer logged off