Barron and the Bidens

The McPlan

(The perspective changes randomly,so sorry about that)

POV:Biden

""dOn'T eAT sO mUcH fAst FOoD jOE!"

"iTS bAD fOr YoU jOe!"

"I wOnT gIvE yOU yOuR CAr kEyS bAck UnTIL yOu BeComE ReSpoNsiBle JoE!"

puh-lease! Im the PRESIDENT,
I CAN DO WHAT I WANT!"

My wife, Jill, doesn't let me eat fast food anymore just because ONE time I may or may not have almost died, kinda, maybe, because of A LITTLE too much. Ever since then she ONLY allows me to eat HeAlTy fOOd. Im only allowed to eat junk food ONCE on weekends and special occasions. Last time I ate a burger was when i became the president. Since that didn't happen long ago SHES MAKING ME WAIT A WEEK TO EAT A BURGERRRR!

...So... I constructed the perfect plan... hehehe >:)'
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"AAAAAH-"

You shout at the top of your lungs as you hit the bushes in a quick fall from out your window.

"OWWWWWW."
You yell as you fall down from your window. You then pop your head out of the bushes you fell in. "Ok i don't think anyone heard me." You look around to see of anyone spotted you. You can't see anything too far off because of how dark it is; At the moment the brightest thing out was the moon and the lights of the house.

You start to feel a strange sensation on your head.
"Weird...it feels like theres something in my GORGEOUS hair. Almost as if... something with multiple tiny legs.... was....." then you realize.

"AAAAA A SPIDER!!!
GET IT OFFFFFF"

You throw your hands in the air like you just dont care and run around trying to shake it off, shake it off 🎶🎶. After running and shaking your head it appears to stop.
"Oh good must be gone."
You turn your focus back to your original goal.

"TIME TO GET MYSELF A BURGER"

Meanwhile

POV Barron:

"Wow... *INHALES* you're really... *INHALES* good at soccer, Major" You panted after running around playing soccer and miserably losing to a dog. You look over to him and see him just rolling around on the grass cheerfully. You start to feel the need for water. You go grab a water bottle and see a key, THE key, that you found in the forest. 'I completely forgot about this, I wonder what it unlocks.'

You decide to keep it in your pocket incase its in some way important.

"Barron?" You turn your head and see..
"Mrs. Biden!"
"Barron, its almost dinner time. Come on and get inside"
"Ok Mrs. Biden!"
"No need to be so formal, Barron, just call me Jill"
"Ok Mrs. Jill!"
"Uh- You dont have to say mrs either ok?"

POV YOU'RE BIDEN:

*SLAM*

you "gently" close (quickly slam) the car door and step in.

'Where are the lights in this thing?' Your fingers crawl all over the car roof trying to find the light switch.
CLICK
'Perfect. Now where are my keys?'
You start to search for the spare keys you left in the car after your wife took yours because she didnt want you to get fast food.

'Some may say that leaving the door to your car open and the car key inside would be "irresponsible", And they may be right, but when you have a wife that wont let you go get burgers or candy cause it's uNHeAlTY, this isn't that bad of an idea. Could i get robbed? Sure. But its a risk worth taking for a delicious McBurger.