(I'm making this up as I go so sorry if it's inconsistent with anything mentioned previously in the story 💀 also sorry for any misspelled words.
If anything in the story doesn't make sense just tell me and I'll fix it or explain)
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.They carefully walk down a hallway of the White House, both afraid to wake someone up.
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They freeze.
"...ᴾᴬʸ ᴬᵀᵀᴱᴺᵀᴵᴼᴺ ᵀᴼ ᵂᴴᴱᴿᴱ ʸᴼᵁ ᔆᵀᴱᴾ!" One whispers
"ᴵᵐ ᵀᴿʸᴵᴺᴳ!"
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Meanwhile with Barron...
."I might have an idea as to where to use this key... let's go, Champ"
Barron walks down the hallway in his PJs with Champ.
"I'm just going to try seeing if it unlocks and then go back to bed."
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Meanwhile not with Barron
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"Here it is," said one of the guys, whispering. The moonlight from the windows reveals a large gold door, larger than any of the other doors in the house. Now with the moonlight, the two people become more visible. "We're gonna be rich!" Continues the blonde one.The redhead takes out a gold key with a T written on it. Right as he's about to place it in the keyhole, they hear footsteps approaching them.
Click
The hallway lights are turned on, and the source of the footsteps is revealed. "uh- Mr. Barron Trump, we were just..."
Champ runs in front of Barron and barks at the two men dressed in all black. Barron recognized their faces immediately.
"...GORDAN RAMSAY?! KYLE?! ARE YOU GUYS ROBBING US?!""Nonononono, we were just... looking for the lamb sauce"
"In completely black outfits? At like midnight?"
"Yes... it- we were- we had left it with your father but he didn't give it back to us before he left the White house so... we—with your father's permission—came looking for it! But no worries! We'll get it from this room and then leave as soon as we get it..."
"Why would it be in that room, my father told me never to go in there... and why not buy another one?"
"Well because.. this lamb sauce is very, very special, so it's in here."
The redhead peaks his head into to room
Barron looks back deciding if he should tell Mr. Joe or Mrs. Jill.Kyle and Gordon enter the room ignoring Barron. Barron quickly decides to follow.
The three of them stand in amazement. The room was larger than the president's bedroom and all over the room were large stacks of Big Macs that reached to the roof.
Gordon breaks the silence.
"Wait... this isn't..."
"WELCOME!" Yells Kyle walking in front of the two.
"What-"
Kyle takes off a mask revealing that he's not Kyle... it's Donald Trump.
"DONALD?! BUT-"
"THAT'S RIGHT YOU LITTLE SHIT, IT'S ME, I knew you'd want to get your revenge, Gordon, so I decided to trick you😏." Donald picks up a Big Mac and takes a bite out of it before continuing "You were angry at me for saying Big Macs were better than the food you made. And when I said I planned to pay 10 million dollars to Mc Donalds instead of paying your restaurants for your disgusting food and told all my billionaire friends to do the same, ruining your business, I knew you'd want revenge. So I made you think that the 10 mil were still here and not yet used on Mcdonald's but you were wrong, I already bought all the Big Macs in the nation!"
"What the fuck." Gordon says processing everything he just said. "So there's no money?!"
"OMGOMGOMGOMF," a cheerful voice behind them says.
The three turn to see the Bidens and Champ entering the room. Joe is in his blue pajamas holding his teddy bear and seems ecstatic looking at all the Big Macs that fill the room and Jill, also in her Pajamas, has a look of confusion.
"What is going on here?" Asks Jill.
"MRS. JILL! 🤩" Barron runs up to her joyfully. " So there were these random people and the house but it turned out to be GORDAN RAMSAY and my DAD. And then-"
"Mr. Trump?? I thought you were in Florida?"
"I'm here for my Big Macs"
Behind Trump, Biden was picking up all the Big Macs he saw and hid them.
"...and whats Gordon Ramsay here for?"
"Uh... my Lamb sauce." Responded Gordon slowly walking out of the room to leave.
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"Well I'll leave now, my employees will be coming to pick up the Big Macs tomorrow afternoon. Talk to ya later" Trump then walked out of the room while finishing the Big Mac.
"Well that was weird" -Jill
The End?
Trump left Washington again and forgot to take Barron so yeah he's still there.
Why Trump has not just gotten a plane to go pick up Barron is unknown.
So yeah 🤷Tell me if you want to see more of Barron and the Bidens but a new plot that's actually planned out and not a mess.👍
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Barron and the Bidens
RandomIt's President Biden's first day on the job but turns out Trump left his son, Barron, at that White House. So I guess Barron's gonna live there for a while. Im embarrassed by how much effort i put into this