MYSTIK MES$SENGER CRACK

DAY 1

One beautiful day, Zen decided to stay at home and chill

until.....

DING DONG DING DONG 

Zen: HuH?

*opens the door*

sees Jumin

*slams the door close*

*MUFFLED TALKING NOISES*

JUMIN: I COME IN NO HARM

ZEN: I DONT TRUST U MISTA TRUST FUND KID

JUMIN: I KNOW OUR RELATIONSHIP IS PRETTY ROUGH BUT-

*WiPeS tEaR*

JUMIN: I KNOW WE CAN MEND THINGS BACK

ZEN: U CANT FIX A BROKEN PLATE WITH MONEY JUMIN

JUMIN: who says i need money to do that

ZEN: *NERVOUS SWEATING*

ZEN: W-W-WHAT ARE YOU SAYING UR SCARING ME- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

JUMIN: *PUTS MONEY OVER HIS MOUTH*

*ZEN STRUGGLING NOISES*

ZEN: MMMAMMMSMMMMMMMAMMJUMINMMMMMMMMM

JUMIN: stop struggling, it will make it harder for me to kidnapp you.

*MUFFLED CONFUS NOISES*

ZEN: MMMMMMMMM??????

JUMIN: ah, it seems like you wont stop moving, theres no other solution than this....

*PULLS OUT ELIZABETH THE 3RD*

ZEN: MMMMMSMSMMMMMMMACHOSOOOOSOOOOO

*FAINTS*

JUMIN: PUURRRFECT. get it? purr? fect? nvm.

JAEHEE IN THE DISTANCE

JAEHEE: MR HAN DONT PLS DONT-

JUMIN: ah, assistant Kang, i see you have decided to join me on this mission. 

JAEHEE: NO MR HAN U ARE DOING THE WRONG THING U-

JUMIN: this is my personal matter, i suggest you stay out of it.

JAEHEE: BUT-

JUMIN: no.

JAEHEE: B-BU-

JUMIN: i said no.

JAEHEE STOMPS AWAY IN MADNESS

JUMIN: now, where were we.

*gets in car*

JUMIN: driver Kim, take me to my home. 

*notices that driver kim is gone*

JUMIN: i guess theres no other choice.

gets in drivers seat

*puts Zen's body in the trunk*

JUMIN: *CRACKS KNUCKLES*

JUMIN: TIME TO DRIVE THIS BABY

JUMIN: but first.

*puts elizabeth the 3rd on the passanger seat*

DRIVES 1012309892802821MPH 

SEES SEVEN WITH YOOSUNG'S BODY IN HIS HAND

JUMIN: want a ride? 

LUCIEL: YES