Technoblade - Jewelry

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HI IM HERE AND ITS LATEEEEEE/EARLY IM WRIGHTING THIS IN ONE GO SO LETS A GO!
Hi, future author, posting here, I'm scared of the energy I sometimes have at three in the morning.

Ok, so Technoblade is a pig(lin) right?
So I personally think he wears alot of specifically gold jewelry.
I think he does this out of instinct, he just finds it and puts it on, he doesn't even really realize he does this.

Well, ok, that's nothing new though, you say as you scare me cause I didn't expect anyone to be here.

I hear you, just let me finish.

He does this the most with rings, just because he comes across them the most.
Rings take less material and something doesn't have to be a ring to wear it like one.

The thing is Tommy likes to make fun of him for this, he wouldn't if techno wasn't his brother though.

Anyways, one day Techno and Tommy where walking and Techno was wearing alot of rings like normal. So naturally, Tommy starting being annoying about it.

He was bugging Techno being like why would you ever wear them, shit like that.

So Techno does a back handed slap right to Tommy's face and tells him to shut up.

Tommy responds with a simple oh, and then just stops talking.

Now when Techno hit him, it wasn't hard, but it wasn't light either.

Techno gets suspicious of Tommy cause he normally doesn't listen when you tell him to stop talking but he hasn't said anything for about three minutes, new record.

He looks back at Tommy and Tommy has three new cuts on his face. Now they arnt big, but they are bleeding, not a lot. He looks down at his hand, and three of his rings have a small bit of blood on them.

Minni head cannon, the first thing Techno does is laugh his ass off.

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