Forbidden Love (Caillou x Peppa Pig)

Chapter 5: Dora the Paparazzi

Caillou's P.O.V.

*HALLOWEEN PARTY* 

I'm dressed as a football player! This is going to be awesome! Marty is waiting for me at the door, and instead of greeting him, I just burst through the door. This. Is. Lit. Laser lights everywhere! Beer kegs! There's also mist clouds that smell funny and make me feel like I can... go call all my friends and tell them to fuck off! I spin around on one leg and scream, "JOE MONtANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Everyone else cheers, "AAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" I think I'll go to the pool. I walk through the crowd of people. It's like I'm walking on clouds! I opened the sliding glass door, revealing the glowing pool and two people sitting on the edge of it. They're awfully close too! Gee, I wonder where that emo girl is. I freshened my breath so I could ki-

Third Person P.O.V.

Peppa turned her head and saw the bald stud, Caillou, standing in the doorway, watching her and Arthur watch each other romantically. "Hi, Caillou..." she said. Arthur remained silent. He was antisocial and to talk would only make this more awkward. Caillou walked up to the two new lovebirds and kicked the female in the pool. "ビッチ!" he yelled. Arthur stood up quickly, an enraged expression on his face. He then realized he was no match for Caillou, but it was too awkward to sit back down. 

"Hey, cue ball! Pick on someone your own size!" Arthur said, steadfast yet terrified.

"Like you?" Caillou shoved Arthur on the ground.

Then, the entire party was outside watching them. Arthur slowly got back on his feet.

"Listen, asshole, nobody messes with Peppa!" Arthur wiped the blood from his nose.

"Really?" Peppa was out of the pool and dripping wet. Caillou picked up a nearby Glock 19 and pistol whipped Arthur with it. The aardvark was quick, and ran back to where he was 5 feet away from the bald jock. He drove off his right foot and tackled Caillou like a football player. 

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed the crowd. Caillou was unconscious.

Peppa's P.O.V.

Wow, Caillou just pushed me in the pool. That. Was hot. Arthur tackling him though? That. Was gross. I ran to Caillou's aid and picked up his hand. Still a pulse. Ok. "YOU IDIOT!" I screamed at the dumb antisocial nerd. "I-" "NO! YOU JUST- AAAH! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!" I picked up a nearby newspaper and began to smack him across the face with it. Somebody in the crowd had an app where you could press a button and the "oof" sound would play, and they kept pressing the button every time I smacked Arthur. "YOU DUMB FART EATING DIARRHEA EXPLODING ASS KISSING MOTHER DEVOURING PISS-POOR EXCUSE OF AN AARDVARK ANTISOCIAL SNORE!!!" I screamed, my face was red as the Chinese flag. "Awkward..." Minnie Mouse said in the horde of bystanders. Arthur just stood there, awestruck. He didn't say anything. His mouth was just open and he looked terrified. Everybody, including me (dragging Caillou's unconscious body) walked away. I looked back at the dumb ant-eater. Loser. He had tears in his eyes.

*THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL*

Arthur's P.O.V.

I got a notification from Instagram. (A/N: Idk how Instagram works with notifs and all because I don't have it so please don't be mad) It's a picture. DoraTheExplorer posted it. It's a picture of... ME KISSING PEPPA! NO! THIS CAN'T GET OUT! THINK OF THE- It's too late. Oh god. Everyone is staring at me on the left side of the room and Dora on the right. I think I might shit my pants.