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Arthur's POV
After Peppa and I got separated by the river of trifecta fluids while we were hugging, I ran to the common and met up with Francine and Buster. I pulled a big ass stack of cash out of my ass pocket. "Here, Francine. Your cut," I held out the wad of cash. "Keep it, I already got my payment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" she said looking at Buster. Buster blushed. Nononononononononononononononono I can't get the image out of my head no-
"Anyway," Buster began. "You got anything to say Arthur?" "To quote Wilbur Soot, with one word changed," I said. "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUCK IT, BALD BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" we all popped a bottle of champagne and began our underraged drinking ceremony.
*PROM NIGHT*
I was scared. Would Peppa and I be prom king and queen? I shook the thought from my head. We were only a couple for a couple days, so we probably wouldn't be elected. I was drinking punch when suddenly, somebody snatched me up from where I stood! No! PEPPA WAS GOING TO MEET ME IN THE BATHROOM TO "HAVE A LITTLE FUN!" I WAS SOOO READY TO PLAY A BOARD GAME WITH HER! But wait, this wasn't some bully. I now had a bag over my head and was being taken to... the bag was lifted. The janitor's closet? The kidnapper shut the door and locked it. He removed his mask and it was... SQUIDWARD?! "I've *sniffs Arthur's hair* Oooh, I've been waiting for you. Oooohhhh *sniffs Arthur's hair even more*" He began to... LICK MY HAIR?!
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Forbidden Love (Caillou x Peppa Pig)
FanfictionPeppa Pig meets a handsome bald stud at school and then the same day meets a cute young Aardvark which she has a lot in common with. After dealing with tragedy, she is thrust into the hard decision of picking between the Aardvark and the Bald Stud...
