(A/N: Get ready for some cringe :D)
Narrator's P.O.V.
Caillou was digging a whole 12 feet deep. "Why?" you may be asking yourself. Well, he is throwing Rosie's body in the whole, then placing 6 feet of dirt on her body, then throwing a large dog on top of the dirt that covers her body, then burying the dog, you know, so the police won't suspect a thing. After he buried the dog and placed the dirt on it, he took two sticks that were about the same length and a string. He tied the sticks together and made a plus sign. Then he rotated the plus sign to where it was an X and stuck it in the ground. Next he took a
Personalized Fieldmaster Swiss Army Knife by Victorinox
and carved the word, "Shitass," into one of the sticks. He then pulled down his pants and defecated on his sister's grave, an Anderson tradition. He then took a cucumber and placed it next to the feces. "Rest in pieces, bitch," he said under his breath.
Peppa's P.O.V.
Shortly after the Halloween incident, Caillou woke up and thanked me for how hot I was and gave me his number. I was bored out of my mind. I already ✨obambulated✨ and dismembered Mami so I had nothing to do. I decided to text Caillou. I had his name saved under, "Shitsmear."
Le texts: (A/N: Caillou is Bold, Peppa is normal)
Hey
Ayy
You like water gurl
Lol
Sure
Damn, then you already like 73% of me 😏
...
Hey I was gonna ask you
Wanna see the Emoji Movie with me tomorrow?
That movie is terrible!!!! Ofc I'll see it with you :)
(Narrator: Caillou bought the tickets.)
It's a date then
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