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Arthur's P.O.V.
I stood up. I'm now covered in shit/piss water. I slowly trudged through the shit/piss when I felt something in my shit/piss covered shoe. I inserted (A/N:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)) my fingers into the brown shoe and pulled something plastic out. It was... A USED CONDOM-
I threw it away and shrieked. No fuckin way I ain't doin that shit. About 5 minutes went by as I walked through the dank sewer. I thought for a moment. "That condom is kinda like me," I said to myself. "Was made, put in a little box, then bought," I began. "Then worn and used and was happily used, then tossed into the sewer." I'm going insane. I was walking while talking to myself when I saw a light. I looked up. Somebody moved the thing that covers sewers. It was Chuck Norris, and he wore a thong. "Come, childe," he said, "we must get to the prom." He extended his hand out to me and I took it. He pulled me up with his thick, wet, throbbing arm. Why was it throbbing?
*LATER*
I ran through the halls with Chuck Norris the stripper. We ran for the cafeteria.
Peppa's P.O.V.
I whispered my decision in Principal Brown's ear. He looked at me sadly, a tear came to his eye. "I'm going to miss you, Peppa," he sighed.
*10 MINUTES LATER*
"We will now announce the Prom Queen and King. First, the Queen. *drumroll* PEPPA "FATASS BITCH" PIG!" The crowd cheered as I walked up to the stage. "And now to announce wether there will be King or roasted pork!" Principal Brown shrieked. The crowd held their flaming pitchforks up and shouted, "HUZZAH! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" They pulled their Technoblade masks down. I was sweating everywhere. Yes, everywhere. The security guards gripped their crowbars tightly. I held my breath. Principal Brown opened his mouth to shout the result.
Suddenly, as if we were in some corny Hallmark movie, the cafeteria doors swung open and Arthur and Sinnamon (Chuck Norris's stripper alter ego) where in the doorway. I gasped into my mic. Arthur's jaw hit the floor; you could hear his lower jaw shatter. "AND THE RESULT IS..."
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Forbidden Love (Caillou x Peppa Pig)
FanfictionPeppa Pig meets a handsome bald stud at school and then the same day meets a cute young Aardvark which she has a lot in common with. After dealing with tragedy, she is thrust into the hard decision of picking between the Aardvark and the Bald Stud...
