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Chapter 7:𝚂𝚞𝚛𝚟𝚎𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝙾𝚗 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚆𝚘𝚕𝚏

(A/N: Let's just say they reached their destination already.)
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"Now, tell me all of your problems with Haru." Shinobu said while she lying down sideways on the couch while Mitsuri is sitting in a chair who was near the couch itself.

"Look, Everything was going well fine with me and Y/n but when he came along the path, HE started to have all of Y/n's attention, just all to him! Looks like his sharing and caring sessions are over, But in the menatimes when I talk to Y/n she'd just give me a blank stare and just blink in responds on my words while when she is with that 'Haru Rosswell' she became talkative around him not me! Also they held hands in the middle of the daylight! Oh for the cupid's arrows shooting."  Mitsuri complained a whole pharagraph.

"Just let out all of your anger right here, right now." Shinobu mentioned while she gave Mitsuri a blank stare. Mitsuri then took a deep breathe and,

"Well you see Shinobu-san...HARU IS JUST ALWAYS STEALING Y/N AWAY FROM ME!" Mitsuri let's out all of her anger right at Shinobu. "I JUST REALLY REALLY WISH HE NEVER EVER DIDN'T CAME BACK! Mitsuri shouted.

"Seeing you mad and slight harsh is very rare." Shinobu mumbled while she looked at Mitsuri who is having many veins popping in her head.

"HE'S A PEA-BRAIN FOR THE SWEET MOTHERS! THAT FLOOR RAG! ALSO HOW IS HE A GOOD GUY EVEN?! HE ONLY KEPT ON TEASING Y/N AND ALWAYS MAKING JOKES! LIKE ARE YOU SERIOUS WORLD?!" Mitsuri kept on complaining about Haru.

"Stop acting like Shin." Shinobu said in the other hand.

"How am I acting like her?!" Mitsuri asked her.

"Right, wasn't Shin always complaining to you that Iguro-sama is such a cold harsh man? And also how on earth why would he would be such a good guy, wasn't that all the things she used to mostly complain to you?" Shinobu mentions. "I have an Idea, What if-" Shinobu's words go cut off by Mitsuri whom has a bad or a good Idea, around like that.

"Oh, I know! I destroy their relationship! That way I never have to worry that Haru will never ever steal Y/n away from ever again!" Mitsuri laughed maniacally. "No! You psycopath." Shinobu corrected her along she punched her on the shoulder.

"For the best just convince Haru to give Y/n's attention to you, like he sees you coming he will leave and give all of the privacy with just you and Y/n, hmm? Simple you see?"
"Hmm, That's better but how?" Mitsuri asked her.
"Make him think it's he's idea."

"I see where this is going, you sly fox." Mitsuri said with widen eyes along she was smiling. "I'm just really hoping right now you didn't lost your touch on convincing." Shinobu sighed in disappointed. "Me? Losing my touch? Pfft, nah!" Mitsuri denied it, Shinobu only blinked at Mitsuri for now. 'For the record, I just hope she doesn't do any mischeif around Haru.' Shinobu desired for Mitsuri on not to do anything very harmful of a yandere.

"Just to be clear, I'd be setting on fire this world around me but I'll never let a flame touch, Y/n.." Mitsuri mumbled. "I have no responds for that." Shinobu played shock for a second there. "Girl I was just kiddin'." Mitsuri said while slight smirking, "Oh, how it's a mystery on why Y/n sometime's hates being with you." Shinobu said while she got uncomfortable with the smirk Mitsuri gave her.

"The smirk was only a joke! Take it easy." Mitsuri mumbled in the other hand.

"Also, please be nice and friendly around Haru like how you are to Y/n." Shinobu advised Mitsuri.
"Yeah sure..But destroying their relationship was the best idea I ever have." Mitsuri replied.
"Homegirl, what part of the 'nice and friendly' did you not understand?" Shinobu questions Mitsuri.
And Mitsuri just smiling awkardly as a respond and Shinobu sighing in a small disappointment.

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'Meanwhile'
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"Are you sure nobody gave you a hickey?" Haru asked Y/n while he noticed there was a dot in her neck.
"Haru you fool, I'm not in a relationship with some one." Y/n said, "Cold as ice." Haru whispered under his breathe. "Fool! It was only a mosquito bite! I swear those goddamn mosquitoes always like the taste of my blood." Y/n shouted while she held the bite in her neck.

"Eh, I think you're a mother now, because that mosquito will use your blood to make some eggs." Haru teased Y/n, "Seriously? I have been killing my own children..And you didn't told me Mask Boy?" Y/n responded. "Why is my nickname towards you is 'fool' or 'mask boy'." Haru asked Y/n, "it just fits you." Y/n respond.

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'Meanwhile at The Love estate, 10 minutes later on'
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"Nice means pleasant awhile friendly means pleasant along with kind." Shinobu explains it to Mitsuri.
"I'm still gonna hatred Haru." Mitsuri mentioned with a blank voice, until Mitsuri then looked at Shinobu as if she wanted something. "Well don't look at me for dating advises, I'm not in a relationship with some one." Shinobu said while the face of Mitsuri looked like she was begging for Shinobu to give some advises.

"Even just one advise?" Mitsuri begged Shinobu, "if I were in a relationship with some one, I woulda give you advises." Shinobu mentions with a blank stare on Mitsuri herself. "For the longest time, you're on Haru's shadow." Shinobu said while she looked at Mitsuri who is frowning. "Hmm? What do you mean by that?" Mitsuri asked her, "Well, everytime you're with Y/n and Haru butts in you'd be in his shadow. And in the end Y/n will just ignore you. As if you're invisible." Shinobu said.

"All correct." Mitsuri said. "Hey wait a second..What if I just ask on some dating advises to Obanai and Shin instead! After all the two of them are in a relationship!" Mitsuri added on her words. "Homegirl, you only think of that now? And for the past 10 minutes you kept on asking me for dating advises?" Shinobu said. "Right! Right, sorry there." Mitsuri apologized. "Well time to go to the Serpent estate! Also can you stay here at the Love estate until I get back?" Mitsuri slight demanded Shinobu.

"But, I'm busy--"

"Thanks Shinobu!" Mitsuri said while she closed the door shut.

".....Guess I'm just gonna sleep here in the couch then, that's my fate sometime's." Shinobu mumbled.

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'Do you ever feel like a misfit?
Everything inside you is dark and twisted
Oh, but it's okay to be different
'Cause baby, so am I (So am I, so am I, so am I)
Do you ever feel like an outcast?
You don't have to fit into the format
Oh, but it's okay to be different
'Cause baby, so am I (so am I, so am I, so am I-I-I-I-I)'
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A/N: this chapter also fits the song, 'Sweet but pyscho'- Ava Max.
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