"I FOUND FUCKING X"

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Based on a headcanon/theory I have. 

that you will find out soon or idk

idk I read a shitton of chatfics and now I wanna write?

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Lui Shirosagi has made a groupchat

Lui Shirosagi has added Free De La Hoya

Free: whats upuhgvbhnjd

Lui: I'm going to ignore the fact that you might have just gotten attacked, but I need help. 

Free: ubhijnhbgvyhujikdnfvgtijred

Lui: How do you do this?

Lui sent a photo

Free: how tf do you think i fucking know how to solve 3+18x=[sqrt(9)x]+18 im the one whos fucking failing

Lui: I don't want to ask Kurenai.

Free: fuckhvgcfrtyuieodkifjughtyufr you shouldhygtyuhejisdfhgty hesthyrueifj thesbuhgsjif onebuhygtfgyh notbhygt6rdeswaserty failingybtgfrdertyhubgv 

Lui: No. 

Free De La Hoya added Shu Kurenai

Shu: What is going on? 

Free: Lui needs help with math. 

Shu: How does he not know this?

Lui: I found X. I don't know what else they're asking. 

Shu: Why do not you ask the WBBA Officials.

Lui: WhY dOnT yOu AsK tHe WbBa OfFicIaLs

Shu: No seriously, they are literally just a private message away on the Google Classroom, and their emails are on the syllabus. Did you not read it?

Lui: Who the fuck reads the damn syllabus Kurenai. 

Free: shu

Lui: Other than Shu. 

Free: shus clones. 

Shu: I do not have clones. If you are so desperate for help, why don't you use a calculator? 

Lui: That's fucking cheating.

Shu: Prideful. 

Free: i have deer so im fine

Shu: Why did you ask Free. He is FAILING.

Lui: So is Valt. 

Shu: NOT AS BADLY AS FREE.

Free: im sad now

Lui: LOOK WHAT YOU FUCKING DID KURENAI.

Shu: WHO KNOWS MAYBE YOU DID IT.

Free De La Hoya has added Valt Aoi

Valt: Oh hey guys! 

Free: hi

Free: lui needs help solving a math problem

Valt: :D oh okay! :D

Free: 3+18x=[sqrt(9)x]+18 this is the problem

Valt: D:

Valt: Time to pull out mathway!

Lui: DON'T USE A FUCKING CALCULATOR THAT'S CHEATING AOI

Shu: Valt I know you are better than this. Also, pride. 

Valt: X equals 1!

Shu: This is so disappointing, Valt please don't do this ever again. 

Valt: Um alright? 

Lui: >:(

Lui: But thanks Valt... I guess. 

Shu: BITCH DO NOT ENCOURAGE HIM TO CHEAT.

Free: hey valt what was the app name again

Valt: Oh its a website called mathway! just search it up on your browser and then enter your problems on there! 

Free: is this also therapy

Valt: No? 

Free: damnit 

Valt: Is that all you needed Lui?

Lui: Um, yeah. Thanks. 

Valt: No problem! :D

Shu: I am highly disappointed. 

Shu Kurenai is offline

Valt: :( oh no im sorry shu!

Valt Aoi is offline

Free De La Hoya is offline

Lui: ... So Mathway huh.

Lui Shirosagi is offline. 

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so um if you have noticed, (i think i spelled that wrong) each character has their own style of typing

Lui: Correctish grammar? idk anymore

Shu: Wow look at that grammar and punctuations. (i also think i spelled that wrong Grammarly is being a bitch right now)

Valt: Has auto-caps on, otherwise on and off about his grammar

Free: no caps, minimal grammar overall yeah

also shameless mathway plug ty mathway for making me pass my math hw <3333 i wish i was sponsored by them. 

shu is SO disappointed lmaooooo

see if you can guess the theory/headcanon if you do i'll give a shoutout when my theories, headcanons and headcanon's of the blader's ages come out <3

whoever gets it first, gets a dedication for that chapter. 

happy guessing <3333

also happy birthday toko and nika <3








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