Beyblade Burst Oneshots

how DB is a fucking wreck (a rant)

okay im sure at least some of you have watching db

and the colors and lights and stuff are cool yeah

but db is a fucking train wreck

why?

the main protagonist (big surprise there)

DB SPOILERS AHEAD DON'T READ IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED IT

THIS 3'2 MOTHERFUCKER BEATS EVEN EARLY SEASON 3 AIGER

AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING

HE'S ANNOYING, STUCK-UP, SELF-ABSORBED, SPOILED, ENTITLED IDIOT

AND I FUCKING HATE HIM

"I'll let you battle me!" -Bell to any Legend Blader

UM YOU'LL WHAT

HE BEATS EVERY SINGLE LEGEND BLADER AFTER UPDATING HIS STUPID BEY

sorry, belial

BUT EVERY OTHER CHARACTER IS BETTER THAN THIS MOTHERFUCKER

HELL EVEN RASHAD AND HIS KNOCKOFF VALTRYEK IS BETTER

THIS BOY GETS ON MY FUCKING NERVES

EVERY TIME HE LOSES, HE'S LIKE:

"No, I didn't! I won!" 

SHUT THE HELL UP YOU FETUS

NO WONDER YOU LIVE WITH YOUR GRANDPA UR PARENTS DON'T WANT YOU

MAN IF I WAS UR PARENTS I WOULD HAVE THROWN YOU OFF A CLIFF THE MOMENT YOU WERE BORN

grandpa daikokuten supremacy

BUT LIKE

THE ONLY GOOD THINGS?

ILYA/ILLYA 

A FEMALE BLADER

AND SHE LOOKS FUCKING STRONG AS FUCK MAN

AND RLLY PRETTY 

SHE'S LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON WHY I WATCH DB

I WILL PUT UP WITH THIS NARCISSISTIC TODDLER FOR HER

BUT SRSLY

THIS BOY

HAS NO FUCKING MANNERS

AND NOTHING

NOTHING 

WILL MAKE ME LIKE HIM

WORT PROTAGONIST EVER

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING HIRO MORITA

if you like bell get out /j

this is an official bell slander page

BUT SERIOUSLY 

I WILL NEVER FORGIVE BELL FOR BEATING BASICALLY ALL OF THE LEGENDS

LIKE

HE ALSO WON AGAINST SHU?????

BUT NOOOO

"Hey let's make the viewers sympathize with B*ll, since he's a little brat right now, and everyone hates him!" 

SIR

YOU ARE SO FUCKING LATE TO THE PARTY

"I won against Shu... but I don't feel like I've won" 

PLEASE GO CRY ABOUT IT

I WANT TO SEE YOU FUCKING CRY

THEN THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAS THE GALL TO COPY SHU'S ALREADY COPIED ASTRAL SPRYZEN (which is obviously master devolos) 

AND CHALLENGES FREE, WHEN RASHAD WAS SUPPOSED TO BATTLE HIM

SELFISH PRICK MUCH?

AND OF FUCKING COURSE HE BEATS FREE

SO RASHAD DOESN'T BATTLE HIM

AND I'M FUCKING PISSED

VALT HAS THE BIGGEST HEART EVER FOR EVEN TOLERATING THIS LITTLE SHIT

I MEAN

EVERYONE HAS 

I WOULD NOT TOLERATE HIS LITTLE ASS

IF YOU PUT HIM INTO A FUCKING PUBLIC SCHOOL I TELL YOU THAT BITCH IS GOING TO GET BULLIED AND BEAT UP

AND I'D FUCKING JOIN

THAT'S HOW MUCH I HATE HIM. 

this has been a rant

also ngl the db opening fucking SLAPS

and the ending